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Tea

Posted Feb 13, 2006

I seem to have returned to this site after a long time absent. So you might ask who am I and why have I returned.

I shall answer both questions but in reverse order.

Firstly I seem to have developed a sudden progressive tea addiction. Usually I have the odd cup of tea (most people do) and on occasion I can have 2 or 3 a day. However over the past 2 days Tea seems to have taken over my life. I always have to have tea next to me, otherwise I say in a dreamlike state "oh, where’s that tea?" or "mmmm, I want tea!" followed by the need and acquisition of that hot, steamy cuppa.

How does this relate to me being here? Well it doesn’t. However remembering my user name and password in a second of Devine wisdom made my being here possible. Also it might have something to do with the fact I should be doing work, but I want to be eating sausages. A common dilemma I think most will agree.

Who am I? Well im 2legs brother, and newly admitted tea addict. Is this tea addiction real? Will it go away? Do I want it to go away? What are the long-term health risks/benefits of tea drinking? Are tea drinkers sexy lovers(YES) Perhaps there is some secret tea cult that live somewhere in Scotland, whom hide and guard the holy and most flavoursome tea leafs of ancient Tibetan monks? Should I hunt them down to help come to terms with my condition? Any advice, answers to the above questions or pictures of women in sexy underwear would be most welcome.

Time for a cuppa tea and my Philosophy essay I Feel.

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