h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the wonderful site of H2G2 (otherwise known as hootoo - you will see this word a lot). I am an <./>ACE</.>, and I'm here to help you settle into your new home

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......but as it seems no one here is sane, it doesn't matter does it!

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Remember, I'm here to help.

lil xxx

Hi Lil you've Aced my Brother! he's totally insane like me

Oodle flip!!

You could have warned me sooner!!!..


has he had a bath/shower yet </>



lil xx

Thanks for the welcome im sure im bound to need help at some point when i get lost which i will.
Yes I showered many times youl be pleased to know!

Although the smell that we dare not name that lives in my boots seems to be inviciable and some say is even gaining in strengh and daring.

So i wouldnt get to close to me, you do so at your own risk and without an insurance polilcy. (which does not cover you for the immediate or lasting effects of 1tounges boots) Check the small print.

*reads small print*

Hang on!! It says here "ACE this person at your own risk and be damned!" I wasn't warned ACEing is that dangerous!!



I want N I G H T H O O V E R !!

We all want n i g h t h o o v e r

2Legs!!!!

Lil!

*giggles*

*hic*

You a bit squiffy again LIL? *giggles*

Yep!! *giggles*

*giggles*

I see VV has threatened to torment your brother too!

Yeh, I saw that not sure if my brother will be on much for the next few weeks at least; as he's only a dialup connection at my Dads, and he will be off to Uni september sometime, where he should be on broadband

Then he will fledge his wings!

I think he should enjoy Uni

As long as there isn't too much

Well... Knowing my Brohter I tink they'l be a fair bit of

Knowing his elder brother, you might be right!!

Hoh Yus! spent a fortune on booze the last few days he was down here