h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just had me dinner.

No was harmed in the making of this posting.

RF

That looks suspiciously like a babybel cut into a quarter.

No was harmed in the making of my dinner either.

RF

That looks suspiciously like a cardboard duck cut into a quarter.

i had sphaghetti on toast.. not really hungry

Damn! Foiled again!

I *did* have quarter of a cardboard duck for dinner. Footbacon, have you got a webcam secretly installed in my flat?

RF

Yes, it's behind one of the books on your shelf...

Is that an ewok under your chair?

And would you turn that kate Kelly off please?

Why yes it *is* an ewok. And no! I won't switch The Whitlams off

RF

Kate Kelly's the name of the *song*!

I wasn't to know that. I have _good_ taste

I have *better* taste, which is why I'm listening to The Whitlams. Then The Magic Numbers. Then Kasabian (if I stay up that late...got an early flight tomorrow).

RF

"You're in denial, you're in denial, and I knowwww"

Isn't denial in Egypt?

Yes.

Die for you...

RF

? Yumm...