h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm spoken for now

Yeah, she's mine now

Ged, did you get that in writting?

yeh, I know

He doesn't need it writing pheloxi..

but we do have a spoken agreement..something about long term HP

HP? Does that stand for Harry Potter or is it something saucier

Holy Poly!?

Hired potatos? hoover practice? hot potatos? huge prunes? hired pants? holy pants!

Although my pants are extremely holy..as in its a miracle if im wearing any no , i meant hire purchase

theres not that* much matterial to most of my knickers I kinda guessed it was hire purchase

"hire purchase"

I keep seeing "hare practice". could any one explain?

I thought you'd bought a bottle of brown sauce together.

RF

Chocolate sauce is brown

So is HP sauce.

RF

I know but i dont like HP sauce very much..though their bbq one is quite nice..

Keep meaning to nip into ann summers actually, see if their chocolate body paint has improved in taste any..

It usedto be pretty awful I tried a couple of their other 'lickable' products n they werent that nice either..especially the bananna d*ck lick! I was a party rep so had to know the products before you ask..

Ewwwwww put it away!