h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you finally got shot of him then? good he was no good for you s

It was exciting danger.... excitement, sex and drugs and sausage rolls, and relaly exciting things... thats me well.... not in so many words as such.. but... kinda....

You'll have all that again, I'm sure

Hoh Yus! well I hope so... esxpcially the sausage rolls

Hey, you're the king - you can just order them

True! Oi! Oi! youe! *calls out to a passing young girl you, peasant, bring me sausage rolls! *young girl peasant turns up with plate full of sausage rolls food taster! wheres my food taster!

you my love, will find a whole lot better and what you actually deserve

Has nobody applied for that job yet ? I wonder why

Well, I've only* apparently one loyal subject at the moment Thanks Seriph... I think

You weren't the only one not getting any this weekend, 2legs.

"Your age" B'Elana? What DO you mean? You're NO age!

I take hormones, HRT that is - and I don't have periods either as it's all been taken away
Yay!

But can I find a sexual partner to take advantage? Not for love nor......not that I'd offer to pay

Where's a sex slave when you need one...<---doubling up as binoculars.

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I'd be your food taster but i'm supposed to be trying to lose some weight

was knackered when we got back from the museums yesterday!when i said 'make me walk' im not sure i really meant it

Someone say they wanted a sex slave?

I've always found your least likely to find 'anything' when you actually want it!

'considers doing GB a spell to attract a decent partner'

Oooo can you do me one too?

Awww, GB, thanks
Well, I really could do without periods, but that'll come soon enough anyway

possibly, though i dont see you having a shortage at the mo

that was in reply to 2legs before i cause any confusion

periods are evil!!

Well, I was always relieved when they started

I'll take that spell, Serephina, thanks!

You're welcome, B'Elana, you're lovely just the way you are!

Sorry 2legs, I insist on non-smoking suitors

youre welcome

Doing such things with a specific person in mind is a no no (free will etc) but draw an unspecific 'suitable partner' is fine..i'll have a think. these things can take a while to work though!

Theres lots of little things you can do too, like keeping a piece of rose quartz near where you sleep, or in a bag you have with you a lot (perhaps both) as it attracts love and encourages it in you, or maybe burning a pink candle in the south on a friday, thinking about what you want as it burns..just little things that help you focus positively..