h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

great big spider on the ceiling
they scare me..

is it hairy?

bash it with a broom................

yeah../

if i bash it it might fall down n get me!

nah, if it falls off the ceiling, just jump on the sofa, and keep bashing it some more

theresa, the

she is your room mate

im too much of a wimp

sadly I do not think wimpy excist any more otherwise you could go out for hamburger anf hoping it would gone when you came back!

theres a wimpy in croydon

Awww cute ickle spider keep it as a pet, spiders are nice I used to have a terantula

*ahem* Apologies for butting in. Get the n i g h t h o o v e r out and suck it up with the long nozzle attachment. That's what I do. And I can't have a Dyson because I don't want to see the small creatures that I suck up in a mini-tornado

n i g h t h o o v e r

im still trying the hope it goes away approach

Oh no! Dangerous course of action Because then when you leave the room 'in the hope it will go away', when you come back into the room and it has gone away, you'll be wondering 'where has it gone too?' Kill it while you can Kill or be ...... wondering .......

i found a big hairy one in bed with me once!

naa; surely that was just Master B getting lost in your house after the last meet

Have we entered into a different realm now or are we still talking spiders?

The qwerty sprinter got there first

who you calling swerty qprinter? spiders spiders everywerhe I'e a whole gang of them that live under the stair
thers another group who'r quite aloof, they live in me loft
thers also a spider big hairly and fat
oh hang on no, thats the neighbours cat

Please say that the tarantula remark was just a joke. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaassssssssssseeee

Naa, seriously, I used* to have one as a pet when I was like 16 or 17 (age not stone) it was called Ziggie though I don't know why, and died after I'd had it a few years I used to wonder round with it on my head or on my shoulder as it tended to terrify everyone it was cute and cuffdly and only bit me the once was a chillirose I think thats what it was anyhow used to wonder about on the desk in my room when I was doing school work putting bits of web all over it, which p****d off the teachers no end, which gave me enjoyment as p*****g off teachers was one of my favoute passtimes I didn't get another spider