h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't like trolls... they are loasds of fun to pick on in inventive ways though..

'hunts out shitesabre'

What kind of trolls?

The kind that make people I like cry!

Oh, them!

Trip them up as they walk past you

*sticks foot out*

'pases fords a to batter him with'

Shoot them in the head. It's the only way to be sure.

I though nuking them from orbit was the only way to be sure?

'thinks up mischief'

>> I though nuking them from orbit was the only way to be sure? <<

Yeah, and you'd think so too, wouldn't you? But it didn't work...

RF

'sticks bomb to rfs back to see'

Get that bomb off of me!

It's a line from Aliens, Serephina.

RF

i want to see you blow up though

i blame the 3 cans of redbull...

Don't wanna get blowed up.

RF

Well theres no one else for me to blow up..they've all had the sense to go to the pub
oh go on..it wont hurt i promise...

It may not hurt, but I'll still be dead . I'm off to the pub with all the sensible people...

RF

'sits in the corner with no one to play with'

*holds her tongue as she starts to say something about having someone to play with when on your own*

Evening binty..didnt see you there.. would you object greatly if i blew you up to see the colours?