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Ouch!

ooops sorry

Ha, as if.

oi im lovely me

Sure, except when poking people.

wohoo! we have bugged the pub landlord and hes considering putting on a theme night just for us

and were getting prizes for the best costume!

c'mon you lot..2legs? roymondo??

'twiddles thumbs'

'scratches butt'

costumes are now under way

and mine is going to be quite fabulous if i do say so myself ..

But... I've absolutely nothing to wear ! don't know what I'd go as.. where is it? IN croyden or elsewhere? can I crash the night? is there a cinamon stick tree in the pub garden? Do they allow small children or furry animals in to the pub (in case roymondo wants to go) 27th?

And... will there be people for me to grope and get off with? (no including Roymondo in the list of potential candidates)

yes you can crash here as long as you promise not to wee on the curtsains again and yes therell be pplenty of people to grope n snog
its the pub we went to for my birthday in Elmers End

I'll offer you a grope 2legs! Its not like I have a choice most of the time anyway...

Oh oh oh I am so excited!! Ged informs me that Binty's costume has arrived and subject to some slight alterations (More cleavage please vicar) she will be looking fabulous!!

I'm going to order mine on Friday, its verging on P*rn star, but then when have I ever cared about that?

Oh, and Miss Serephina has been poorly sick in Hospital, we hope to have her home again sometime today... I expect they'll be glad to see the back of her with the amount of wingeing and b*tching she's been doing about being kept in an extra day...

She's been ill again?; Asthma breathing doobrys? wish her swift recovery from me I've still absolutely nothing to wear But now I've the offer of at leat one grope for the evening

Yeah, she was carted off in an ambulance on Sunday night... But she's doing much better now!

What would you like to go as? I'm sure we can rustle you something up!

Although dressed normally you are always our 'horny little devil'..

Ooo what could I go as.... I think black might have to figure highly... as that would be easier for me to nab any accruitiments from me wardrobe... I'm thinking... either nope... can't think... its ment to be haloeine so... I guess its ment to be themed on that? Oo i could... nope... that would be silly I dinny want to wear anything I'd be really uncomfetable in all evenign *thinks*

you can go as absolutely anything, doesnt have to be halloween themed

you could always wear black and then we could paint your face as a vampire or zombie or something though..genie is an absolutre genuis with a box of face paints