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i cant hes out of catleprodding distance !

would you like some pork? i ordered a 2kg joint from asda n theyve sent over double that..i got it free though , theyll refund the whole £12 for getting it wrong we'll never use it all though!

I'm getting porked tonight remember?.....




oh, you meant food?

I'll take it off your hands if you want, but can you not freeze it for another time? Seems a shame to give it away...

its so big itll take up a bit to much freezer room! i was only gonna gut it in half, youre not getting it all lol

Oh well in that case I don't want it!..



Thats very kind, I'll try to pick it up tomorrow night

So, you're getting some pork tonight eh, Genie?

RF

yup army style

RAF actually....

Oh? Thought he was a fly boy?

RF

(_/_)(_|_)(_\_)

Whose bottoms are those?

RF

not mine!

He is! But not the same one!! (I'm a brazen hussy)

Copper is well and truly on his way out.... when a man can talk about nothing but sex, I really have better things to do with my time... I really wouldn't normally mind, but we've only had a snog!! He's lazy and makes no effort to impress at all.... Might string him along for a few more days though, just for my own cruel amusement....

>> when a man can talk about nothing but sex, <<

Is that what they mean by "oral sex" ten?

RF

I sincerely hope not.... its not all its cracked up to be otherwise...

RAF man is very lovely.... his smile is very infectious!

No funny business, just a fantastic evening with lovely company!

I can't stop smiling!

Unless I sit and think about the fact that he is based 600 miles away and is being sent to the Falklands for 4 months in a couple of weeks....

Cupid is definately having a laugh with me now!

sorry

though you did ask to be distracted from the other chappy!


you at work already?

Yes... since 8 am....

i'm going to put some washing on n crawl back to bed for a bit

Bum? (_|x)