h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If my ears n throat don't stop itching I'm going to scream!

I also seem to be losing my mind..forgot an appointment yesterday and also mixed up the date of my baby nephews birthday party!

Here, S, have a couple of cyber pills. They work on anything and are homeopathic (or is that idiopathic)



.... actually, maybe they are just idiot-pathetic... like those bl***dy wotsits that keep eating my posts! They must be related to Noel Edm*nds (he's back on't telly... *shudder*

W

Nooooo not noel!

'hides under sofa'

You can hide, but believe me, it's much better to

im too fat n slow to run

Well, paint some spots on and everything will be fine then

Im not that bad

not to worry, Serephina, I turned the telly off - I can't bear the man! Wrinkly Bottom, indeed !(or was it Crinkly )

I haven't been able to suus when peeps post a reply to me so I gave up and went to play in PR. Boy, was that a mistake...

"It's concise" "it's disjointed" "it's pompous" "be more scientific" and the best one ws that just stringing facts together like a necklace of beads doth not a good entry make.. I actually really liked that one! Good thing I'd had dinner and some before going in there! Well-sedate I was ( or is that sedated?)

How's yer ears and throat, S? Don't do spots, hun, spots on fat is *too* much... I should know (places paper bag over head)...

*muffled mumbles* dntlstnto MJ hesjstaman fffksskes whtdshenknow???

Stripes are slimming? Pfft, my fat arse they are.

yeah, and Mr Blobby is svelte!? Oooh, MJ, you're going to have Trinny and Susannah coming in here next!

Vertical stripes are slimming, it's horizontal stripes that widen you

But a jacket hides a multitude of sins while showing off your best assets (O)(O)

hassolutely

gotta be a jacket

no spots

no horizons

long slim



in my dreams....

more like *very* shapely

I prefer meaty girls to stick-insects myself.
Kate Moss

Well, after munching on a goodly portion of Dawn French (can there ever be TOO much of her , oh alright the terry's choc ads do get a bit dull), Kate Moss is great for picking the remnants from your teeth.

I woudn't want to be skinny ever but the contentment spread Ive been getting has gone far enough to give me permanent back ache so its diet time I hope I don't loose too much though theyre my only asset let alone best!

That's why I won't diet. I love my boobies.

Anyway what's wrong with Noel Edmonds? He's available isn't he? He's a millionaire isn't he?

I'd have him.

He's just 'wrong' , theres no explaining it

And I've stopped itching now cheers Wilma

oof, this convo is just wrong

*has startling images of Noel Edmunds 'having' someone*

Oh God. I want to try and sleep tonight.

Maybe hes having it away with blobby as we speak