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I wasn't well last night n spent most of this afternooon in casualty stoopid asthma!
I was seen by a very dishy young dr 'rubs thighs Vic Reeves style' phwooaaar..
f course i looked warne out n a mess n t make it worse when he came in to see me Id fallen asleep was drooling on Geds shoulder! needless to say he didnt offer his number

oooh choccie biccies 'munch'

Hope you're feeling better now!

and where did you say these doctors were?

Hi there Seriph and Genie
How are you

Mayday ..ooh he was lovely

Yeah Im fine now..got nasty pills to take though

how was your weekend?

Very busy hootoowise, but very nice, too. Glad you're better

Pretends to be miffed at doctor ogglage

you werent a tad when he had his hands up my jumper?

true

Maybe thats why he only listened to my back..you scared him off

My bed is calling me very loudly

you take care o yourself Hope the nights sleep has you fully fine in the morning

Oi 2legs did you have a nice weekend ?

I spent most of my afternoon down the local hospital too - spooky!

It turns out I have an infected ovary...

Ouch - that must be very painful

for Fords that doesn't sound very nice ... and i@ve not even got any ovaries the weekend? great if a little tired now and behind schedule; dinner is still in the oven and its way past the time I like to eat... seeing as how its just gone 11 and its probably gona be another fifteen mins or so till food is ready

It's total agony - I felt like I was having a baby earlier

It seems to have died down now but I still can't sit comfortably and going to the toilet is still a bit of a challenge

Oh dear, I'm Offers very gentle and light
Do you get antibiotics now ?

Diclofenac. I feel really tired as well, which I'm putting down to the drugs