h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Grumble!
All I seem to do at the mo is sleep and be in pain!
I really wanted to sort out my rapidly detiorating pig sty of a flat this week, but no, I keep faling asleep in the afternoons and before I know it the day is gone. Happened again today. N this stupid hip pain is driving me mad..

Grumble..

I slept all afternoon, all the pots and pans are still waiting to be washed up
Hope your hip will be better soon

Have you got any paracetamol?

I doubt painkillers will do much good till i loose some weight n am not putting so much pressure on strained bits ive not got any anyway..

I'm more concerned about sleeping so much! make sure i get what ive not done tomorrow over the weekend ged? you can wave a whip at me

What would you prefer, a reward for getting all the stuff done. Or punishment for not doing it.

I'm sure we can find some exercise that we can do together

Hmm im likely to slack off just to get punished

what would the reward be?

I'm sure i can think of something

chocolate?

telling me what my xmas presies are?

Wait and see

how about i refuse to kiss you till you tell me what my pressies are?

You already know what they are

No I don't..just some of the ideas you had that you 'might' get

Well most of those guesses would be right

Then youre in big trouble for spending too much

i just found the gas on on the cooker couldve been on for hours..

No wonder you gas card keeps running out

its never usually left on

just had someone knock from transco too, one of the neighbours had repored the smell of gas somewhere in the block..he did a quick reading (ans had to see my mess 'AND' my fat legs as I'm onlu in a jumper) and went off to check elsewhere..

Must have been on a while, if someone else could smell it. But obviously not long enough for you to ignite it when you lit up a cigarette.

When was the last time you cooked something?

I havent used it at all today, mustve been josh! hes forever sneaking in there to light candles, ive told him not to do it !

Isn't there any safety -thingy, that it goes off after a couple of minutes if it isn't ignited ?

nope!

no wonder i feel a bit headachy tonight