h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

cheers mrs B..n well done roymondo

woke up this morning with pink eye..the fireworks are getting on my tits..grump grumble

all gone down the pub havent you..

'downs cheap wine'

*Creeps out of woodwork*

Not me.

oooh company

how you doing?

i had a really weird dream about stealing someones huge barbie collectionstarting to doubt my sanity

I'm alright, 'cept for this friggin' sore throat

That means you didn't get on with your Auntie when you were a child.

The last dream that I can remember was being on a really slippy floor while wearing socks, then I was suddenly in my living room and my mom was giving me a saucer with a chicken fillet and jelly on it.

Which meant that I shouldn't eat as many buscuits.

ewww..

i actually didnt get on with my aunt..shes an evil troll,queen of the evil troll people even!

I'm in too.

This week, I was supposed to go out on Monday night. Got called up Monday afternoon, postponed till Thursday.

Tuesday night: dinner round at a friend's house, only he just found out his cooker doesn't work. Cancelled.

Wednesday: a friend set me up with a "blind date". So blind that, even thoigh we were in the same pub at the same time, we didn't recognise each other from the descriptions he'd given of each of us. Last time I do *that*!

Thursday: rearranged from Monday: didn't happen.

So I thought I'd have a QNI tonight, after the busy week I've had!

RF

I knew it!

I've just remembered a nightmare that I had, where I was pushed from behind onto a main road and *nasty bit* my knees got smashed up. Then I stood up, walked home and kept pointing to my nonexistant knees but no one would call me an ambulance.

What can that possibly mean?!

too much cheese?

I usually have my yeti for company at weekends but hes in manchester

Egad.

You've not just driven him away, you've driven him away to *Manchester*

He must have done something very bad...

RF

he's only visiting his brother were still very

I'm here, too
Just laughed a´t your busy week,RF
Blind dae,eh ? I've never tried that

me neither..was she actually blind?

I've had a deaf date before. Where we met in a club and couldn't hear a word that eachother were saying.

Deaf date- still better than a mute one,I'd say

mute men are quite useful id imagine

They don't say that many interesting things anyway.

No wonder, if they're mute

some of them arent so bad,but the majority?bleurgh