h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi phil how are you today? chell

hello chell im fine thanks ive sent you a email hun
i hope you get it so wot are you
up to today phil xxx

hi phil thanx will check emails in a mo im not up to n e thing realy just chilling as im not well and tired not had ne sleep stoopid neighbours kept me up all night chell

hiya chell we have neighbours
like that hun hes not happy unless hes
got a hammer in his hand or a power drill lol hes been like that for over 30 yrs hes a mister D.I.Y man
but forgets to stop lol i went to bed this morning about 2:oclock but slept in this morning the bed wouldent let me get up lol phil xxx

neighbours who needs them mine are anightmare every day and nite but last
nite was worse gave me one mega headache. well ur lucky then if ur bed dont let u get up in the morning mine kicks me out lol im always falling out of mine hahahah ur come to realise after talking to me im a nutter lol but in a good way so im told lol n e way must dash catch u l8a t/c chell xxxx

hello flower ive sent you a email sweety im just sitting here letting my tea go down i think ive had to much to eat lol talk later phil xxx

Hi phil im still here but not after ive replied to this so will reply l8a i had a few messages to reply to ive only been useing this acouple of weeks and getting popular lol thanx for the rose it smells nice will reply to ur email l8a i have to dash. sounds like u had a good tea >smiley>have this to wash it down with lol speak l8a chell xx

hiya chell ive sent you another email darlin also a photo of myself takin in ireland with my mother takin 1969 ill send some more later xxxx

hi phil cool same yr i was born lol r u irish then ? my farther in law is irish im allsorts lol welsh english and redindian lol but as i was born and bred in bham i think i can say english both parents was born and bred here the welsh goes back to my dads great grandfarther lol whos farther was red indian so its distant down the line somewhere lol xxx

hi chell i had a chicken omelette from the chippy its my favourite meal im just settling down now watching some tv chat later
phil xxx

hi phil was only a quick visit for me too lol just haveing a quick look at messages. chicken omelet never hurd of it lol my fav food is pasta love it wekk u enjoy ur tv speak soon chell xx

hello chell im glad you liked the photo ill send some more when
ive sent this i have a irish name hun ill tell you in email xxxx

ok phil no probs is ur mum ok tonight?

hi chell my mums fine thanks she said hello :0) she went out today with my sister to see the roy orbison show at the liverpool empire she really enjoyed it so hows your night been xxxx

hi phil. glad ur mum is ok a big hello to u too mum royorboson i like some of his music glad ur mom had a good time tonight with ur sis. ive had a quiet nite still not feeling to well xxx

hi chell thanks for the email you look very nice xx my mum enjoyed the roy orbison im going to see ronan keating in april with my sister im really looking forward to it ive never been to a concert before xxxxx

afternoon phil ur seeing ronan oh no can i come i love him/his music hes a great artist u lucky thing you im sure u will have a great time u deserve it. ive never been to a concert either would love to go to a robbie concert tho got all his music even from takethat lol speak l8a phil u take care chell xxx

hi chell ive been sitting in
the garden all afternoon soaking the sun up lol yes im realy looking forward to see ronan its not costing me nothing either my brother in law bought me the ticket because he wanted somebody to go with me sister im lucky arnt hi lol so wot you been up to today? thats uncanny your uncle having the same name as me lol its a small world xxxxx

hi phil yeh ur very lucky lol yeh ur probally related then youy never know lol ive just had a chill day today i always do on sundays cos its my day mind dont know why i say that cos i still have to cook wash and clean lol xxxx

hi chell i have a brother named john lol i messed up all my guide up in h2g2 ive wiped all my pictures off and
i dont know how to get them back on again any ideas chell? a friend of mine done it for me a while back at the moment im just sitting here having a can of mild xxxxx