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Hi Phil, sorry for the delay, I was at ice hockey again last night, and when I came home I couldn't get into email.
I think it's been down most of today as well. I wish I could say I've had a nice day, but I was at work! The less that's mentioned the better!.
I hope you've had a good day, and that your Mum is OK. Please give her a from me.

Talk again soon.
Dave.

hello dave my days been fine
thanks ive been stripping my sisters
hall and landin it was a very big job
im going to the funeral tomorrow the service is at 11oclock ive had a lot
of emails sent to me of moira and other friends but im having problems
opening the attachments on a lot of them also getting a lot of 500s its a real pain dave i told vinny
you sent him a email and when he came to read it he got 500 lol so he will try read it after the funeral tomorrow
he said thanks m8 how did the hockey go did your team win? liverpool played
tonight in the uefa cup at anfield they won 2-0 good match i just hope liverpool beat man-u on sunday lol 5-0
will do nicely lol have you ever been to a football match dave? the atmosphere is electric last time i went to a match was 1987 when liverpool played everton and lpool lost 1-0 but it was a good game though
anyway dave ill close for now and get to bed its 1:43am and give my to moira from me and my family and you too m8 phil :0)

Hi Phil,
No, Dundee got beat in that cup final, but it was a good game, and the best team won.
I've been to loads of football matches, but not for many years now. I was at the Rugby League Challenge Cup Final last year though, at Murrayfield in Edinburgh. Wigan beat St. Helens, and it was a great day out.
I have found that the only way to open these pic emails is to keep trying the same one again and again using the yellow button on the keyboard. It seems to work quicker if you send them even if you can't see then, and then load them from your sent list, and they work quicker that way. Whoever you send them to can still see them, even if you couldn't when you sent them.
I hope this finds you and your Mum well Phil, and give your Mum a from me please.

Talk again soon,
Dave.

hello dave thanks for
your message i was so happy today when liverpool beat man-u 2-0 i taped the match and ive kept it ill be doing some painting tomorrow im undercoating the woodwork in my
sisters hours it shouldent take
long i hope lol but i have the feeling ill be doing all the paper hanging big job lol vinny has read your email dave he will
reply soon m8 through telewest active mail because he still cant recieve emails from me anyway dave give all my to moira from me and my family and take care yourself dave and ill chat soon phil :0)

Hi Phil,
I trust the decorating is coming along nicely!
I was glad Liverpool beat Man U. I like anyone beating them!
I have not been able to find out any more about LD, maybe it's just another rumour, I'm certainly not building my hopes up anyway.
I hope you and your family are well, and please give your Mum a big from me.

Talk again soon,
Dave.

hello dave ive been very busy today glossen the woodwork in my sisters house but
its coming along ill have to finish off tomorrow hows moira?
i hope shes ok and thank her for
the emails ive just had my tea a
very hot beef curry went down a
real treat lol anyway dave give
moira all my from us all
here and take care dave phil
:0)

Hi Phil,
thanks for your message.
I hope your getting on OK with the decorating. You seem to be getting a lot of it to do.
Moira is off work with a bad cold, she was in bed most of the day. Everyone else here is fine.
I do hope you and your Mum are alright, please give her a from me.
Jinty was asking for you, and hoped you were

Well I guess I'd better write some other replies,
Talk again soon Phil,

Dave.

hello dave thanks for your
message its always nice to hear from you my mums fine thanks dave she says
hello and sends all her <love? to you
and moira how is moira with her cold?
i hope shes feeling better and im thinking about her and send her a big all the decorating is nearly
done now dave its just the paper hanging needs doin im having the weekend off to have a blow from it anyway dave ill send this and make my
mum a cup of and ill chat later
dave take care and moira too phil :0)

Hi Phil,
thanks for your message,
Moira is still not right yet, but is a bit better.
I hope eveyone there is feeling
I'm glad I don't have to decorate any more, Martin does it and I watch!
Email was down most of the day, I expect it was for you too.
Please tell your Mum I was asking for her, and give her a big from me.

Dave.

hello dave my email has
been of today aswell m8
i think thats the best part watching somebody decorate lol
ive had a quiet weekend me and
mum went to a place called taskers D.I.Y we had a cup of in there and a nice walk round seeing the things we cant
buy lol like fitted kitchens there some lovely ones in there
vinny hasent forgotton
yo reply m8 hes been working mad
hours in work and getting in late its rained here all day i got soaked with my mum walking back from taskers we couldent even get a taxi or
i heared that LD is coming back in june sometime i have a friend
on here and she says that rumours are going round that ntl
have LD back already but i dont know how true it is ill try find out more dave anyway dave ill send this and give my to moira for me from me and my mum
and ill chat soon dave take care
phil :0)
ps my mum has been asking about you and moira today she says hello

Hi Phil,
I hope everyone is well.
Moira is on the mend and went back to work today.
I have got the flu' and I'm off work now. I hope it doesn't last long.
I don't know about LD, I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Say Hi to your Mum, and give her a big from me.

Talk again soon,
Dave.

hi dave how are you today i hope your feeling better
with having the flu its been very nice here today and warm wots it been like up there? so when are you back in work dave?
did moira get my photoes in email there were some good ones
i sent of me and family i was only little on them lol anyway
dave give my to moira from me and my family and ill chat soon phil :0)

hi dave how are you today i hope your feeling better
with having the flu its been very nice here today and warm wots it been like up there? so when are you back in work dave?
did moira get my photoes in email there were some good ones
i sent of me and family i was only little on them lol anyway
dave give my to moira from me and my family and ill chat soon phil :0)

hi dave how are you today i hope your feeling better
with having the flu its been very nice here today and warm wots it been like up there? so when are you back in work dave?
did moira get my photoes in email there were some good ones
i sent of me and family i was only little on them lol anyway
dave give my to moira from me and my family and ill chat soon phil :0)

hi dave how are you today i hope your feeling better
with having the flu its been very nice here today and warm wots it been like up there? so when are you back in work dave?
did moira get my photoes in email there were some good ones
i sent of me and family i was only little on them lol anyway
dave give my to moira from me and my family and ill chat soon phil :0)

Hi Phil,
thanks for your message.
I'm feeling a bit better now, but I'm not sure when I'll get back to work.
The weather's been mixed here, rain and sunshine and it's quite cold.
Moira got the emails, and she showed me them, and yes, they are good.
I hope you are all well there, and give your Mum a from me.

Talk again soon,
Dave.

hiya dave thanks for your message. i havent done much today been
shopping with my mum she said hello and sends her to you and moira
i had a for my tea tonight and vinny had a beef curry extra hot
lol its been lovely and sunny here today makes a change from the rain so wot have you been up to dave? anyway ill send this and give my to moira from me and ill chat soon phil
:0)

Hi Phil,
<sorry for the delay in replying.
How is everyone there? well I hope.
What have I been up to? work, work and more work! I it. Yeah right!
We are all fine here, at least as far as I know.
Give your Mum a form me, and I'll talk again soon.

Dave.

hello dave i bet you love the job though lol everybodys fine thanks apart from me ive had a fall out with hazel i dont think its workin out dave
its for the best. dave could you change my introduction where im saying
im seeing a lady from kent i dont want that anymore m8 i got a email from jinty and i went into her photo gallerys i think its so brilliant dave
could you do me one of those? or something like it hows moira doing i got her emails tell her thanks for me
anyway dave ill send this and cook vinny some tea hes on his way home and give my to moira for me take care dave phil :0)

Hi Phil, I have done as you asked.
About the galleries, only you can do that, I'm afraid it's not possible for me to do it.
Despite what you think, I don't like where I work, but it's a job, and it pays the bills!
I hope you have a nice weekend Phil, and your Mum too.
Please give her a from me.

Dave.