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Smilodon

Not as big as my canines

http://www.indyrad.iupui.edu/public/jrafert/smilodon.jpg


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

I can't open this - darn work computers, have barred my Internet access outside of the BBC

I'll have to look at home


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Post 83

Smilodon

no, me find BBC one

http://www.bbc.co.uk/beasts/factfiles/primary_ff_displays/smilodon_large.jpg


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

BLOODY HELL!!!!

Thats quite...um, impressive - at least now I know the origins of your name.

Another conundrum solved, thanks, maybe I can sleep at night again


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Post 85

Smilodon

and all is well


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

Where did your zoology obsession come from? anything in particular?


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Post 87

Smilodon

my love of fossils and all animals


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

I bow down before your Eco ways, you are truly a gem in the night sky of this planet.

Let us save what we can and run for it!!


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Post 89

Smilodon

HURRUH!


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

I'm going to build an Ark out of toilet rolls and other household debris, and take all the animals and a few cans of beer to the stars


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Post 91

Smilodon

what about fuel?


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

Loads of push-bikes lined up one after the other, all of them conected to big paddles, which will push the intersteller dust behind us, thus powering up to the stars. Or I could install thousands of hamster wheels and after giving them a powerful boost of Amphetamines and water, they could drive us there, although I think the animal rights implications would be enormous


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Post 93

Smilodon

best stick with the bikes then


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

Bikes it is then


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Post 95

Smilodon

indeed


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

ho hum, la la la la


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Post 97

Smilodon

smiley - whistle


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

ooo, I know that tune it's... umm...


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Smilodon

smiley - whistlesmiley - whistlesmiley - whistle


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

Is it KNIGHTRIDER?


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