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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

He really is a very tall fella, apparently over 200 feet above sea level


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Post 22

Vip

It's amazing what TV can do to make him seem to fit into a studio.


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Post 23

Vip

Microscopic scorpions have been discovered close to the Essex border


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Post 24

Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

possessed by the spirit of Noel coward


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Post 25

Vip

*eyes widen in fear...*

I would rather meet the elongated tiger of Norway!


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Post 26

Vip

But aside from freakish eyeballs cavorting into the sea, how are you?


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Post 27

Vip

Mallory? Darling? <smiley.


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Post 28

Vip

Hello? Don't tell me you've been blocked??


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Post 29

Vip

Hello? Mallory? Come back to us!


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Post 30

Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

I AM ALIVE!!!!

How are you M'dear?

It's my birthday 2day!!

I've missed you crazy guys, how is stuff?

E.mail me, coz umm the egyptian children have guns full of spit and they are scaring me...help....please...hum ah ah

bit early aint it? I've not been to sleep yet, dont really know whats going on.

Thank you for asking me to come back, it means a lot to me, ta.

how are you? cool? I had all my hair cut off, now I look like joe normal he hee hee

write back soon m'dear

Peace, love, empathy


Mallory Ringess


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Post 31

Vip

Welcome back our darlingest Mallory! We missed you!

I would email you, my love, but I don't have your email. Mine's [email protected] by the way. No obligation. But you can't reply to any one that I send you coz the school system is b*ggered and tries to send it to an address that doesn't exist. helpful, huh.

Where did you abandon us for?


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Post 32

Vip

*correction*

[email protected]

Darling?


smiley - cuddle


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

HELLO, ONCE AGAIN I RETURN, AND HOPEFULLY FOR GOOD

HOW YA BEEN?

MALLORY


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Post 34

Vip

Good, good. We've survived without you!


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Post 35

Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

ZOOOOOM PINNG ZOWIE MOOKLE


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Vip

pah -*ding*!!


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

snarfle powell, zing ftang
mutant ducks!!!! argghhh


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Vip

spitting ducks


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Lord Mallory Ringess - Voodoo Warrior to the rich and famous, owner of the Necronomicon and wearer of nice hats

Jewish spitting ducks with knives!


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Post 40

Vip

Ah! Run from the three-legged spitting tentacle!


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