h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

......How does he do that?

I'm writing a guide entry too......on worms....

not a clue..a little disconcerting isn't it

ooh are you? i'll have to have a nose..

Don't pretend the picking my grammar apart bit won't be enjoyable

i meant the peer review bit

i would never pretend that picking apart your grammar and spelling isn't enjoyable

B*stard

THough I spose peer review won't be that bad if anything survives you!

*envisions creachy as a nagging housewife*

maybe i should write about something too, my first attempt got banned

Did it? What was it?

I smell controversy....

It was about putting up posters?

I thought you read it?

Oh he's far worse than a housewife Genie he's a v...v..v...virgo


Banned eh smoothie? tut tut

*ashamed*

Hehehehehehe

What was so naughty about it then? was it rudey posters?

no, putting up fly posters is illegal,
I done it for a while

Ahhh i see ..bad bad lad

Oh god....nothing worse than a fussing Virgo...my sister is one of their lot!!

Oi I'm a Virgo

easy way to combat virgos just be so messy that thay give up it really works

Hullo Ben, long time no see

Virgos are just born fuss pots! nothing bad but fussy...

dam fine how are u sexy

i know all about virgos my best frends one

Dont think i know any,

maybe thats a good thing

I'm fine thank you..

So where have you been hiding?