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Complaint of the Day

Post 1

Mu Beta

Email from a co-worker...

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Dear IT Support,

For the sixteenth time today, I have just had an email put in 'quarantine'. Can you please release these mails; they contain important forms which we need to process quickly at a time of very high demand.

Don't think I don't know why this is happening. All my incoming emails are being placed into quarantine because the forms are flesh-coloured.

If you are going to hold onto my correspondence, could you at least please forward some high-quality pornography which I can look at while I'm waiting.

Thank you.

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B


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Post 2

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Did you send him some suitable links? smiley - diva

smiley - hug


lil x


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Post 3

Mu Beta

I have no idea what you mean. smiley - angel

B


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Post 4

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


Of course you don't, darlink! smiley - smooch


Next time advise your colleague that his time would be better spent updating some of the following:

A12219374
A545159
A5176
A396704

smiley - winkeye

lil x


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Post 5

Mu Beta

It might be worth pointing out now that the email was from a colleague to someone completely different and that I was only CCed in for the amusement value. smiley - winkeye

B


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Post 6

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

smiley - rofl


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Post 7

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


AAaaAAaaahhh!

Say not more... *nudge* *nudge* smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

I'm not really here

I didn't realise you were working. I thought you'd given up teaching and were sitting on your arse all day. What are you doing?


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Post 9

Mu Beta

Oh, just shuffling paperwork in an office on a temp basis. Nothing of note.

B


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Post 10

Vip

The big question I want to know is - are they correct? smiley - laugh

smiley - fairy


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