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Post 1

Mu Beta

A leaflet has just entered this office from the, and I quote precisely:

"Campaign Against Nuclear Dumpling"

smiley - ermI think I've had Sunday lunches like that...

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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

do you think they have atomic onions with that?


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Post 3

Mu Beta

Atomic in the explosive sense, or in the sense of being very, very, very small?smiley - silly

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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

how about in the very small explosive sensesmiley - tongueout


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Post 5

Whisky

Hmm

smiley - geek
Just what is the critical mass of a dumpling?
And what effect would it have on your stomach if you ate two barely subcritical masses in one sitting?


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Post 6

Mu Beta



More pertinently, what sort of radiation does it emit?

Alpha, beetroot or gammon?



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Post 7

Uncle Heavy [sic]

if terrorists ever got their hands on one, it would be a gravy situation indeed.


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Post 8

Mu Beta

Aye. We'd certainly have had our chips

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Post 9

egon

Well, there's not mash chance of that happening. Although the middle east could be further destabilised if Turkey get their hands on them.


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Post 10

Gnomon - time to move on

Turkey and Dumplings! smiley - ill


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Post 11

Mu Beta

I'm so glad I put 'funny' in inverted commas in the subject line.smiley - erm

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