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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Started conversation Mar 11, 2002
Have you noticed how hard it is to read the h2g2 page, send text messages on your mobile and answer the customers questions all at the same time?
The reason for this is that you are the wrong sex and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Except for a sex change of course, which I don't think is applicable in your case.
In the meantime you'll just have to sit watching me doing all of the above (and eating my sandwiches and writing up a uni assignment) whilst looking as if I'm doing absolutley nothing at all.
Are you and Al going to the pub for a 
today or is that just Fridays?
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gr0m Posted Mar 11, 2002
I can't even do one thing at a time. Right now i am struggling to stay awake 
having been up all night. While there are many pleasures associated with the consumption of cheese it is generally best to avoid gorging on the stuff late at night. If you were planning on 
that is. Anyway, my head hurts 
and thinking or any other cerebral activity should be avoided.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 11, 2002
Cheese. Don't get me started on that one!
Have you seen the wonderful page about Edam Cheese (tells you all sorts of things to do with your cheese.)
My friend (who I won't name) has been having problems sleeping too and blames it on the cheese. I blame it on the crumbs in his bed from all the toasted cheese sandwiches he's been eating.
That and the fact that he's (sorry I couldn't possibly talk about my friends like that.)
Hope your head gets better soon.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
You did go to the pub didn't you.
And you didn't invite me did you?
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gr0m Posted Mar 12, 2002
If i had gone to the pub i would have drunk .
If i had drunk i would have fallen over.
There is no conspiracy, you were not blanked.
We love you, really. Here, have a 
.
I'm now off for a nice cup of 
.
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
Can you bring me back a 
and a 
?
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6.48etc - Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the B.H.E.C. Keeper of Unnecessary Name Badges Posted Mar 12, 2002
Drat! Too late
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