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ChiKiSpirit -- A1008604 Started conversation Oct 19, 2002
You can throw a beer my way if you like, but make sure none of it gets spilt - I'd hate to spoil my new outfit. The goblin looks very scarey (not), and is your zen man astral travelling?
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 19, 2002
::Passes 
::
There you go!
I thought my 
men has disappeared completely. And he's not a goblin, he's a hobbit! 
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ChiKiSpirit -- A1008604 Posted Oct 19, 2002
:::whoops:::got it! nearly spilt it but it's ok...a bit early in the morning for tho', and I only take half a pint. I'll save this till lunchtime thanks!
Your man is a hobbit? For goodness sake! Imagine me thinking he was a goblin! Well that's a relief, I prefer hobbits, in fact my favourite is Bilbo Baggins, although of course he looks better in my imagination than on celluloid.
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 19, 2002
The hobbit is a hibbit at the top of my page. The men are men further down below the dragon!
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ChiKiSpirit -- A1008604 Posted Oct 19, 2002
Yes! That's where my
will come in handy!
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 19, 2002
The hobbit might even be a hobbit - not a hibbit! 
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ChiKiSpirit -- A1008604 Posted Oct 19, 2002
Well I did think it was a hibbit and not a hobbit, I mean a hobbit and not a hibbit
....obviously you've already started on your already
Glad to see you're not 
this morning anyway
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 19, 2002
The scary thing is, I haven't had a yet!! 
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Ness...keep your chin up and keep smiling please! Posted Oct 20, 2002
I like Celtic fairytales as well
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 21, 2002
Don't know too many of those
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ChiKiSpirit -- A1008604 Posted Oct 21, 2002
I would have thought that being an honoroury hibbit and goblin you would know about such things? Don't dragons know about Celtic Fairytales? What is the significance of your red dragon?
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 21, 2002
The red dragon is for the fact that I can be a bit bad-tempered at times (not often, though!!)
As for folk tales - not really my scene
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ChiKiSpirit -- A1008604 Posted Oct 21, 2002
Is that it? Red dragon 'cos you get bad tempered? For goodness sake...what do you like being a hibbit? Don't you consider 'Lord of the Rings' a folk tale?
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 21, 2002
Not particularly - it's a good story, though!!
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ChiKiSpirit -- A1008604 Posted Oct 22, 2002
I wouldn't like to say how long ago it was that I read 'Lord of the Rings', but it took me nearly a year to read it.
Have you met my friend little green dragon (with longnumber attached including 1965 init) ?
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 22, 2002
Don't think I've met your pal!
As for Lord of the Ringds, why did it take you nearly a year to read it??
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ChiKiSpirit -- A1008604 Posted Oct 22, 2002
Because it takes me a long time to read things
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 22, 2002
Oh.....
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ChiKiSpirit -- A1008604 Posted Oct 23, 2002
Anyway, I've never heard of Lord of the Ringds.... 
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Oct 29, 2002
Me neither - can't you excuse a spelling mistake??
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