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Post 1

Rising Tide

... or an act of the goddess?

How are you honey? You are missed!

B


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Post 2

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Some nasty horrible bug thing that reduced me to even more of a blithering wreck than normal. Functioning along normal lines now. smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Post 3

Mrs Zen

Good-ie!

I assumed it was summat like that. Good to know you are back on track.

See you soon.

B


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Post 4

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

smiley - ok

smiley - ale


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Post 5

Mrs Zen

Not much to say except smiley - smooch and smiley - ta and - hell dammit another smiley - smooch (why not?)

B


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

No no, thank *you*. Under the circumstances, a smiley - tickle and a smiley - smooch seem appropriate. smiley - winkeye How's the head?

smiley - ale


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Post 7

Mrs Zen

Better. I lost the whole of Wednesday, and was pretty feeble on Thursday. Went to the Osteo who asked me what I'd been doing to put my back out. smiley - yikes He's a dirty minded bugger, at the best of times.

I have a friend coming to stay over the weekend who is allergic to life, so I really do need to clean the flat. It'll be good for my soul.

Yeah. Right.

B


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Post 8

Z

*carefully gatecrashes conversation*

smiley - tasmiley - ticklesmiley - winkeye

smiley - rofl

smiley - smooch

smiley - goodluck with the cleaning.


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

>He's a dirty minded bugger, at the best of times.
Umm, pot, kettle, black? smiley - evilgrin

Cleaning, ick. I find it's simpler to chuck the whole lot out and start again.

smiley - ale


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Post 10

Mrs Zen

Don't be too cheerful, boyo, or I'll rope you in to help! smiley - nahnahsmiley - monster

Mwa ha ha haa ha ha ha!

B


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Post 11

Mrs Zen

>> Umm, pot, kettle, black?

smiley - blushes modesty.

How nice of you to notice!

B


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Post 12

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I don't remember any rolling. I remember *singing* about rolling...

smiley - ale


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Post 13

Z

*smiley - runs (slowly) away from Ben*


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Post 14

Mrs Zen

Careful, dudes, we'll end up on the 'Busiest' list, and then we'll have an audience smiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyessmiley - bigeyes

B


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Post 15

Hoovooloo

too late...

H.


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Feeling shy? I shouldn't worry, we've already established that a certain onanistic individual wouldn't recognise innuendo if it gave him one. smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

You don't count, H. smiley - tongueout

smiley - ale


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Post 18

Mina

Sometimes you get an audience just because people are clicking around following links about. smiley - winkeye


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Post 19

Mrs Zen

Pleased to have you here, Mina. Oh. And Hoo. Of course. Wouldn't want to be without yoo, Hoo.

smiley - smiley

B


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Post 20

Mina

Glad to hear it, it's a Friday afternoon, what else have I got to do but lurk? smiley - winkeye


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