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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
Ah, I went to RC primary school, and thus my guilt is firmly embedded.
I think I gave up on my conscince. It was faulty and didn't work terribly well anyway. Finally died a couple of years ago, from neglect.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
Papists the only breed on Earth that feel guilty about sex *before* they do it.
I was quite happy to let conscience run free. There's probably some poor bxstxrd somewhere who gets a nagging feeling they shouldn't be doing something, whenever I'm out being 
ish 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
Let's just say that me and the pope aren't likelty to be sharing any tea parties soon...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
Oh good, I'm pleased to hear it. It's not my favourite religion, to be perfectly honest. It doesn't help that a very good mate of mine was raised a catholic, and ended up so 
that even now, at 21 he considers sex 'disgusting and icky', to use his words.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
Hmm, well, I was only there until the age of eleven. Which is probably long enough to have left a bit of in me.
Funny thing is, my parents aren't RC or even god fearing. It was just a good education...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
Mmmm. So long as you don't mind crucifices staring at you in every room. My mother used to work in an RC primary school. To be fair, she did say the only creepy thing was the pictures of the Pope and the crosses.
Nothing wrong with having a bit of in you 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
Well, yes. As my friend Spikey is fond of saying 'There's no need of RC education these days, there are fetish clubs.'
Which when you think about, is certainly right in my case...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
No offence mate, but you're probably the exact opposite of what the school was trying to turn out...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
Do you know, that's the *nicest* thing anyone has said to me in months...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
Always glad to oblige 
Just think, you could go around looking your self 'the anti-catholic'. Or possible not 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
Hmm, it's an idea, though not one that immediately appeals...
Spikey is much better at it than me in any event...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
What, at being the anti catholic?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
Yeah. He sees it as a sort of life's mission to denounce the RC Church as loudly as possible at every possible opportunity.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
Hmm. I delight in taking the piss out of it. I suggest you *don't* take him to Northern Ireland.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
Spikey is a Romany who was told by the medical establishment that he would be dead by 30. He's now 32, and sees that as proof, as he once put it me 'the b*st*rd couldn't even get that right.'
I suspecthe would view Northern Ireland as a challenge...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
My Grandfather had a similar situtation. He has one lung, which is scarred, and he was told that if he did no physical work, he might make it to 40. He's now 87, retired from being a panel beater at 76, and smoked a pipe until he was 78. He's had so many things that were supposed to kill him it's gettng sily now. I swear he does it to piss the quacks off.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
He and Spikey would probably get on very well...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
But it would be Hell for anyone else, listening to them swapping 'stupid doctors' stories...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted May 28, 2003
I actually find Spikey's 'stupid Doctor' stories quite amusing...after a few s
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 28, 2003
Yeah, the *first* time, and even the second....
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