h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi Hoo,

It's about 44º here and I have been amusing myself this afternoon by lurking around and seeing what other friends here are up to. Haven't been to this page of yours for awhile, but then just saw that Eto posted a chat I'd had with him a couple of months ago. This was just after you disappeared again and Alji the Wizard had mentioned that you have several other pseudonyms happening here, so when Eto was sounding a bit 'Hoo-ish' on a thread (the god thread? can't remember now) I thought it might be you so I was teasing him. And I did think for a bit that he might be you, so I was trying to get 'you' to fess up.

But totally weird that he posted that conversation to you, which if you bother to read it, will just seem silly, because it was.

Silliness aside however - like say what? I mean it is one thing if *you* tease me about being your new stalker or whatever. btw when you first said that to me I didn't know that you'd actually had a real stalker before. I thought you were just joking with me because we ended up on many of the same threads.

Rest assured Hoo, I honestly have no desire to stalk you or anyone else. Heck, we have only said about two words to each other over the past couple of months, and that was about Jordan.

For awhile I was following your threads about the problem with your guide entry. And I still pop into your page from time to time - like today - to see how you are doing and what you are up to. I almost hesitated writing to you now since the Eto posting was just a few hours ago - I thought, oh no, he's going to think I am always lurking on his page. I don't. But I do check into all the pages of my friends now and then. Just to see what they are up to and if they are on any interesting threads that I might also like to join.

Well anyhow, that's all I wanted to say.

Heck, I hardly ever even lurk, only on hot lazy afternoons like today when I am avoiding having to clean my bathroom. Also, just had a long chat with Kaz today because she actually had a very serious stalker problem happening this morning. The guy sent her a totally abusive and offensive posting which she yikesd. Then she told me what he had said on an email to me - it *was* completely disgusting and horrid. She finally notified the italics - Mina - and it seems that this creep has totally backed down now. I mean, you know how vulnerable Kaz is - I think this pervert had found her someplace where she had been talking about the abuse issue and thought she might be 'fun to play with'. W*nker. F**king D**khead.

Well anyhoodle, off to lurk a bit more. But also want to say that all 'the kids' miss you a lot too. Clare, Fnord, Roadkill. I think Duckie's parents no longer allow her to hootoo, sad to say. If you ever want to give them a real thrill you might pop into the Lies thread and just say hi to them. Or not. Whatever. They do think the world of you, though. And they truly are lovely kids.

Okay, I'm outta here. And I hope with it being totally clear that being your 'stalker' has quite honestly been one of the many things totally furthest from my mind.

See ya around, Hoo,

kissitos,
az

"Haven't been to this page of yours for awhile, but then just saw that Eto posted a chat I'd had with him a couple of months ago. This was just after you disappeared again and Alji the Wizard had mentioned that you have several other pseudonyms happening here, so when Eto was sounding a bit 'Hoo-ish' on a thread (the god thread? can't remember now) I thought it might be you so I was teasing him. And I did think for a bit that he might be you, so I was trying to get 'you' to fess up."

I didn't realize that you might be teasing me--I assumed you were serious.

"But totally weird that he posted that conversation to you, which if you bother to read it, will just seem silly, because it was."

Yes, it is silly. But, also, I find it a bit dunny and I thought that Frumious hoovooloo might also find it funny.

"I almost hesitated writing to you now since the Eto posting was just a few hours ago - I thought, oh no, he's going to think I am always lurking on his page. I don't."

Don't worry azahar--I'm subscribed to FB's page, too. I try to subscribe to the pages of everyone on the guide who I find consitantly right, interesting to talk to, or that I particularly respect. Of course, as I subscribe to different people's pages under different names, it may not be obviious that I do this.