h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So, you,ve invited the world and his wife in now...drinking my wine too...does this mean the end possum?

Is that you Pierre??

Can't you find yourself a more exciting name??

Of course it's me. I realise it's hard to tell amongst this crowd

I thought researcher 189791 had quite a ring to it. How do you change it anyway. Come to think of it, how do you do anything on here?

I'm full of admiration that you manage to navigate your way around here. It appears that your job is just as slack as mine. It's good to see that the ratepayers are getting good value for money.

I don't understand what is happening here. the conversation seems a little one sided. Are you talking to others in other forums or does any message from anyone to you appear here.

I can't stay long. L is suspicious for some reason. The last time I stayed up late to talk on the internet, nothing good came of it. (well, almost nothing good) (actually a few bad things came of it)
I'm going off to have a shower so I'll call back in ten minutes before I log off. Is this the sort of place to talk about having a shower or should I be talking about Plato or someone?

Believe me, I'm really just as confused as you. I'm not really navigating at all.
As you can see I have about 4 conversations going, the thing I dont know is how you know when a reply appears, does it just pop up>
I keep logging out to come back in, to refresh.
Also there are cute smilies

How could I know that you have four conversations going? I was impressed by your emoticons too. You'll have to tell me your secret

Can you see all my postings? (about 10) This site is very slow...must be all the other civil servants putting in the hard yards. I have to go, goodnight sweetheart...talk to you later.

Just click on the emoticon and it takes you into them. also soon you will be aced which means someone will come and ask if you need any help, mine is called Laura and helped me set up the "my space" bit, some of the home pages are really clever mine is just boring.
Its worth reading all the buttons at the top as well for info
By the way why don't you tell L you are chatting to me????? She can chat too!!!
I assume you are 10 hours ahead?

ps you haven't been to West Wind for years anyway, the last time was when we had the party and Josephine Baker et al were there - and anyway, the wine is mine!