h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am Cybercat. How are you? I see you are new and I wanted to introduce myself, I have been on for a while and it is great fun, so come and join in.

Hi Cybercat,

Im great thanks and u?? i will jump right in just as soon as i find me feet. I think they have wandered off somewhere again .
Are there any cool places to see here?

There are indeed.
You can join the Cat House, a war between the cats and the dogs.
You can go to other peoples sites and chat.
You can go to the picture gallery to add pictures to your page.
There are a number of different clubs to join, like voting for a towel smiley, SATS.
You can be in the H2G2 Natural History Museum.
There is loads of stuff.

*adds his welcome*

Welcome to h2g2! I hope you find it as much fun as I do! If I can assist in anyway please let me know. Be happy to help!



So, tell me a bit about yourself. Where are you from?

HELLO!!!!
To You!!!!

Ok well here goes.

Im from Essex, Essex being the most bland County in the UK. I work as a techie on a help desk so my sence of cynicism and sarcasm are keeped tuned by the general public.

I see. what's the firm?

I live up in manchester which is pretty good really. Never been to Essex.

I live in boring old Luton. The worst place on Earth!

Hmmmm now im not gonna tell u who i work for i dont want to incriminate myself .

U such try living in Chelmsford there is nothing to do not even an Airport!!

Well Manchester's great. Loads of good pubs and a particularly fine comedy by the name of XS Malarkey (link on my space to website and guide entry).

Plugged good and proper!

Hi again. I`m back on. How are you? Had a nice week?

Ive been fine looking around and enjoying my 1st week here!! u?

Found nothing too scary I hope?!

Not yet but im still lookin!

Sorry.....

Don`t worry. Everything will be fine

Aye. It's a very friendly place.

Yes. You can make loads of good friends here!

Yes ive seen this place is very friendly its nice to know that somewere like this it here.

Definately