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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Dec 25, 2002
Merry Christmas one and all
Here's to a year of being pissed and having fun 
And yes- Karate Kid rocks. 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Dec 25, 2002
No vodka for me- I can't drink the stuff. Plenty of scotch instead
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Saturnine Posted Dec 25, 2002
Why can't you drink it? 
T'is my favorite tipple. Next to rum.
There is also a bottle of Babycham in the fridge...
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Saturnine Posted Dec 25, 2002
I heard tequila was the penultimate evil...
I have a love/hate relationship with whisky...
But I 
Voka.
I have a 700ml bottle here. 3 vodka's down, I'm slightly 
and I'm not even a third of the way through the bottle.
And I have had my Cantonese dinner too!
Hooray
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njan (afh) Posted Dec 25, 2002
No! Tequila is beautiful stuff! I've been known to consume litres of tequila! 
.. well, look after yourself, honey. 
. Alcoholism isn't a good thing, trust me. Don't drink /too/ much.
Whisky I do rather like. 
.. I have a beautiful bottle of Johnny Walker red label on my windowsill, and there's a bottle of black label in my parents' alcohol cupboard which I think they've forgotten about. It just may disappear with me to university. *cough* 
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Saturnine Posted Dec 25, 2002
Alcoholism? Me? No!! I rarely drink. I certainly don't binge drink. And I am a *nice* drunk. I sit in my head and look at things...
In fact, from what I have heard, I am the least alcoholic online... 
NO more vodka until 3 o'clock.
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BobTheFarmer Posted Dec 25, 2002
No he doesnt, Whatshisname, the kid,(I knew the name in the pub yesterday) couldnt fight a wet blanket armed with a large idiot-proof wet-blanket shredding machine... Hes a week weed.
Nuff said
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Dec 25, 2002
well yesterday did not go well, my father was trying to bribe me, so i tore up the card and cheque in his face, then tossed all the bits like confetti above my head, he then provoked me seriously, i lost it, im not a violent person by any means, but he went too far, so i knocked him to the ground with one hit and well generally, pi** poor day and start to week as my journal shows
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Saturnine Posted Dec 25, 2002
Wahey. Well done!!! Wish I could do that. Only my father is an ex-rugby player.
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Dec 25, 2002
well ive done rugby for 10 years since i was 7, that said, i havent played for a year and havent ever propperly thrown a punch, his nose kinda exploded
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Saturnine Posted Dec 25, 2002
Brilliant! I'd feel good about it if it was the right thing to do. Unless, you are a horrible person and infect the family. But of course, I don't think you are
I'd love to do that. My father is the biggest c**t you could imagine.
Don't feel bad, feel proud, OK?
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Saint Patrick Patron Saint of Depression: Here to haunt your dreams and stalk your waking hours Posted Dec 25, 2002
it was the right thing to do ive been restraining myself for some years and considering all the goading and provocation it hasnt been easy
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Saturnine Posted Dec 26, 2002
Considering his height, surely you could just squash him.
Go and take on my Dad. If you defeat him, you truly have the right to the Bad Motherf**ker title.
WHy do you come online when I am retiring to bed? I haven't heard much from you (eeeeep. Drunkenness.) recently...
MUST reply to that email. I keep on forgetting 
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BobTheFarmer Posted Dec 27, 2002
I could kill him with one blow, let alone squash him. Its probably a good thing I didnt hit him really.
I havent been on much because Ive been in holiday lifestyle, Im at the pub every night and then I lie in till the next afternoon, at which point Ill get up, piss around on the playstation for a bit and then go out again...
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RMF Art Vandelay: Missing- Presumed Fed[Hero], Join DISF at A925391! Posted Dec 27, 2002
ths seems like it shoud be moderated...
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