h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have a new quilt! Proving that every p**s-stain has a silver lining! And earlier I had a greasy pancake roll, with some chips and half a bag of prawn crackers.

And tomorrow I go *outside* to buy my Mum a Xmas present, myself a new notebook (or maybe I'll resign myself to the £1 for 6 school exercise books again) and a heap of powdered donuts. Because I love them. Mmm.

Unless my Mum decides to not take the day off. If so, that is Saturday's agenda. And don't forget to remind me to look for...uh-oh...cl, what was it you wanted again? Tapes/Video's/the world of HHGTTG? Remind me again? I'll do that too anyway.

So. Proper meal plus a brand new toasty warm quilt. Brilliant.

...mmm...donuts...*Homer Simpson-type drooling*

there is a smiley, you know.

*s for you both*

That smiley looks a little funny to me. Something about the lack of pupils...

It's a bit like the smiley, scarily..

It was the CD version of the original Hitchhiker's from the Beeb and/or the video (NTSC if possible, but not critical) of the television program. If you are busy, don't worry it can be after the holidays. Thank you.

C

It's OK I don't mind. You are going to send me some kind of present in return anyway...AREN'T YOU?

Money, pictures, mementoes, postcards, but I must insist once again, no matter how much you beg- *No body part casts!*

Wouldn't need it anyway!



I'll make sure I write that down now... Done!! If I forget then I'll do it the next time! Or the next time. Shouldn't be that hard I think...I hope...I pray

*Wouldn't need it anyway*

What, you don't want a cast of my manly, shapely, left nipple?

That's a first....

Ooh. You sounded like someone I know. ANd *still* haven't called on the telephone...

MUST call him.

Sounds like you deserve each other.

Anyone you are reminded of when I mention a nipple cast!

OK, once again slowly without the Canadian accent, eh.

I said I would make a nipple cast. You said that reminded you of some guy. I said anyone who made you think of them with the words *nipple cast* was a suitable partner for you. Here in Canada we call that ironic humour but then we are the colonies.


...going...

Oh, I don't deny that we aren't perfect for each other! Just didn't work out the first time around (2 weeks of dysfunction), and he has a long term girlfriend who is far prettier and nicer than I am (note the specifics of each word -I didn't say better company, more intelligent, or more creative). It would probably be the best thing ever in theory if we got back together, but it probably would just end up in mess soon enough.

Another touchy subject

This is perhaps the last post to you for a while. I miss you already. You are the most talented, witty woman I have met *ever*. Be well and create. Enjoy family and friends on this the most friendly time of year. Love, laugh, live, enjoy. Natali, you are unique and special. Hold yourself and all you love dear.

Craig