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Researcher 689677 Posted Apr 7, 2004
he is u178815 he clone me i am aka i am god hahahahahha you will die under my comand, ,,
hes the fake,,, heelp
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Apr 7, 2004
he must have hacked into your account and took over 
what do you plan on doing about it?
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Apr 7, 2004
you made him look like a fool havent ya welldone 
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Apr 7, 2004
The incompetent conversing with the incontinent. What a lovely little freak show. Are you two seriously trying to play this for real? You look like two children in the sandbox playing at being adult.
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Saturnine Posted Apr 7, 2004
Oh cl, you ruined it. Now they won't destroy the world with their nonexistant "hacking" skills...
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Apr 7, 2004
Sorry Sat, my ego couldn't resist typing that first sentence. 
Anyway, best to tell them what they're doing wrong before you yikes them and then unsubscribe them.
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Apr 7, 2004
firstly i would like to say i dont know that aka tm and secondly thanks zoomer you told me that miss saturnine acts like acoward presses the yikes button and 
s away
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Saturnine Posted Apr 7, 2004
Pressing the 
button means you broke the HouseRules. Good lord, how ignorant of h2g2 are you?
Also, who is running? I'm still here.
You = 
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Apr 7, 2004
Dear Mr. Baboon,
Perhaps I can put this into simple enough language that you can understand. I doubt it but I'll try. I yikesed your post, not Saturnine. That's right, I- first person noun as in me, not some sock puppet. I yikesed it for the same reason that the yikes button should always be used, which is because the poster broke the House Rules. You didn't post that particular post, the sock puppet/flamer/poseur *aka TM* did. Not the real aka, which is painfully obvious to see. When I unsubscribe it will not be running away, it will be ignoring idiocy, illegality, and infantile behaviour.
Clear enough?
With little or no regards,
I remain your humble superior,
Mr. C. L. Zoomer
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Apr 7, 2004
so if i checked every post of your i would find a post i didnt agree with that dont mean i would yikes you cause i believe in letting you have a point of view
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Boxing Baboon (half here an half there ) Posted Apr 7, 2004
zoomer you tend to stick to the guidelines theres no inbetween with you is there?
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Apr 7, 2004
Read the last few posts very slowly. Sound out the words in your head if it helps. Look up the big words in a dictionary.
The post was yikesed because it broke the House Rules. HOUSE Rules. Not our rules. Not because it offended us in any other way. The rules. The House Rules. This place, H2G2. Not us.
Here, have a look.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/HouseRules
Again, read slowly. Think about the sentences.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Apr 7, 2004
Oh and btw- you don't know *aka TM*??
You finish sentences for him and cheer him on with:
*you made him look like a fool havent ya welldone*???
When will you understand that this isn't a chat room? Your posts last forever and there are clear and definite rules. Next time you open your mouth, please attempt to put your brain in gear first.
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