h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Missed you again, ya slippery little thing!



Getting wrinkly skin from all the showers!

Let me know about the job, will ya?

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Well me = tired at about 1am.



Well, if you weren't so dirty, you wouldn't have to take so many!!!!!

And of course I will. I got the netry form for the poetry competition today. It's gonna cost me () but the first prize is like £500. Which I could do with.

I'll (hopefully) see you later. If not, then soon!

500, let's see- that's 150 for a return flight, 200 for the hotel room, 50 for dinner, and 100 for vodka!

So what...that's a good weekend, oui?

The best. And I'd chip in too!

but I only have a few more minutes before I work. No complaints though since I got up a half hour early so I could do this!

That's a deal. Beware beware...you never know...

It's Ok. I didn't expect to see you at all today. Went into my email to write that last one I sent, and came on here to a pile of backlog

Have a reasonably less stressful day!

Sounds great, but you had better not spend all the money on that! Would make me cross. I would have to share.

You know as I have said before, it's not a contest. The last poster doesn't get a prize!

It's now pouring with rain for the first time in over a month. Winter has finally arrived.

Take care and enjoy yourself. Thanks for the email

I think you've outdone yourself.

You could take me on a shopping spree to even out your guilt!! I think that it's an excellent and productive way to spend the cash personally...

I doubt I'll win anything, but if I did it would be good. They'd *have* to pay me £500 just to go and recite the bloody thing in front of a crowd.. Which happens to be one of the conditions of winning.



Rain? Here too. We pretty much *do* get the same weather...

Not really, you should try and come here for our Rain Festival. It runs from September to August some years.

You bloody well will not spend it all on a trip! Half maybe but you need to spend it on other things, access to the internet for one.

If I want to spend it on a trip, I *will*...it's hardly a waste of money!!! Anyway...I'm now officially waiting on a call, or a letter accepting me/rejecting me for an interview... I hate this time. So nerve wracking...

Not on line....must have got the call....went to interview.....charmed interviewer....Congratulations! You got the job!

Nope. Actually I've just been contemplating my bloated-ness

I thought you had *reduced*?! Or is it time for your friend to visit again?

Yes it is (you can say *period* you know ). But I think more situps are needed. I've been slack with them I tried on my new trousers and they were a bit tighter than when I first tried them on. And then I looked in the mirror...and it was all faaaat in my reflection

Charming.

Keep it up and you will be svelte in no time!

I think I *am* just bloated. But I hate seeing the width of my hips. Stupid things.

Buy jodpurs, take up riding! You'll fix anything you feel that strongly about, won't you?

Good lord. I don't want thighs of steel!!

Yes, guess I will. Just demoralising. It's probably not as bad as I thought it was. Just my imagination...

Well it was two things actually- the jodpurs were for the hips!

You will always be harder on yourself than anyone else will be.

Hips?

Ok ok. Self esteem returning. All is good!