h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hmmm
I always say 5'8", probably more like 5' 7-1/2". But Im a short bloke, so Im gonna make it as tall as I can get away with.

WE're still out there, and I have to admit I've met people who I instantly thought: next-gen, but after talking to them finding out they've been into metal as long as me. And as for pitchfork wielding, the bierkeller might object to us killing 90% of their customers. They must be having the time of their lives, business is booming. On that note, did you here theres a Nappy under-18 metal night at Asylum, or powerhouse, or inferno or whatever they are calling it these days(is it still open?). A few kilos of Semtex should do the trick.

You think you've got it bad. My kid brother is one of them, and hes almost 18 and doesnt go out? I tried dragging him to the pub last week to instruct him in the ways of a true jedi metaller!!! He declined, the force is too strong for him... (Why the Star Wars references I dont know, Ive never been a fan)

hehe, how did I get in, in my Nirvana beanie and my first ever bleu bolts!!! I wish I was young again, when the world was pure and life was simple and I hadnt wasted almost 3years in domestic servitude.

Hmmm. Im not bitter. Not like shes complaining to me now about how she cant go out without being surrounded by blokes. Bleh. F**k off I have no time for your complaints, Im going to sit alone in a dark,dark corner of the bierkeller and shout at everyone who walks past. Excuse me, I think I got a bit carried away there.

Wait thats an example of the shoiteness of the bierkeller, I met the ex missus there...

Ill stop ranting now. Its Monday and things havent improved since Sunday. Im over her, but not yet used to being alone all the time. And very, very jealous(obviously not of being surrounded by blokes, but of being surrounded by the opposite sex). Well, at least I know that I was the only thing holding her metal together, shes reverted to trendy now apparently. Makes me feel like a real metal god *sarcasm*.

Koi? Hmmm.
*Hopes he isnt going to be given a tropical fish manual to proof read*

Anyway, Id better leave, I cant think of anything else to write that isnt a rant about either next-gens or singleness. And its been done already.

Bleh.

And I need you,
like a hole in the head

The blip in my technological life has been recovered, and I am back with all guns blazing...*pow*

Don't worry about the rants. I know how you feel, although mine are usually unrequited love episodes, which probably aren't doing any justice to the *grief* that you feel. Battle through young warrior and thou shalt emerge a better man.

Although I can't see how being surrounded by men is a BAD thing...unless all your mates are butt-ugly...

I need to wobble off and learn some new symbol codes. My knowledge extends to and thats it...



AAAAARGHHH...well Asylum is a pile of rubbish. I don't like it there. Give me the Mandrake and I am happy, give me the Bierkellar and I am amused...

It's not the next-gens I'm too opposed to as much as the pop-rock, crap-metal teens who have nothing behind their exterior. Back when I was young, the books, the clothes, the music and the politics all went together. Now...it's just a trend. Feels cheap, and I never thought it could feel like that. I hate stuff when it goes mainstream. It never recovers...it's always a mangled corpse in the gutter. Pluh. Enough of that. Our little metal radars communicate on the same level, and so it is *beyond words*...

Can't remember the comment that inspired the *brother doesn't go out* comment, but I am almost all geared up for our escapade. Being that we live in the same town, it's no more than meeting randomly somewhere...just have to weasel the money out from somewhere...

And I'm in severe need of an image trim. My hair looks/feels awful. Only because I'm trying to grow it out as long as possible to bleach it. But I think I'll just sell some CD's and do it anyway...not as noticable then. Mind you, I REALLY want to shave it all off. But apparently thats a bad idea, so I guess I won't be doing THAT...

You aren't a short bloke. Tom Cruise is a short bloke! Joey Jordison (squeezed his butt) is an even shorter bloke. You are just under average...I think...

Um. No more to say. Need to do stuff. I've ALMOST finished editing chapter ten...it's a big wedge of reading. Think I might just bring a few chapters with me for you...it's a good 10,000 words. Madness.

I call it madness...



Natali

Hmm, sort of replied to this'un with the e-mail, but:

I've done the unrequited love thing, and it aint nothing. They say its better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all. Bulls**t. Breaking up is the most pain I've ever been through. I regard myself as a strong person and I was sent home from work for breaking down into tears. But not surprising after all those years.

Last night was a bit difficult, walked through the park and it brought back that Nov5th last year I was in this park with her watching the fireworks, Year before on Brandon hill. I figure the key dates are the worst. Christmas is going to be bad. For the first xmas in three I will have no excuse to get away from my family!!! But last night I ended up triumphant with a big grin on my face, just started singing Piggy to myself and ended up shouting the chorus to anyone who happened to be on the Wells road last night!!! Ive just got to remember that,

'Nothing can stop me now,
Cause I dont care anymore'

And I feel better. God that song is written about this situation I suppose, lyrics are pretty appropriate.

By Next-gens I mean teen-fashion-metallers. I know there are genuine ones out there, but they are diluted in a sea of s**te, so next-gens it is. I remember when people used to call me a nextgen, long time ago...


I know how you feel about the new image s**t. I have had the same hair cut for years. I used to have the spikes, but even then Id have a similar style to the one I have now when I wasnt spiked. I just dont know anything else to do with it but I would quite like too. Any ideas on the back of a postcard please... And it grows far too fast. Maybe I should grow it long again and become Enrique the Columbian Drug Baron. Which was what people told me I looked like when I had a pony tail. I found out about a year after I had it cut that the girls loved it. Hmmm, sorta made me wish I'd kept it a little longer.


B*****ks, I appear to have just written two messages to you in two different formats. Wow! The wonders of modern technology.


(Insert witty (or otherwise) ending comment here)

Im not the writer!!!

Wai

*I lost my sh*t because of you* is my favorite line. Preferable screamed (not shouted) in an echoey place. That whole album was my therapy when I got from Manchester. Oh man. Was I scarred from that. Not quite the same as a huge break up, but thats my recent trauma. In fact, thats the first time I've thought about it and not felt sh*te. It will come though.

Key dates are always bad for me on a permanent basis. Therefore you must find your OWN way to cheer yourself up...'tis my advice...

Teen-Fashion-Metallers...I regularly breeze through the mags that accompany them, just to see who makes it in there. I was most disappointed to see Harry, from Dirty Harry on Nickelodeon the other day. I had high hopes for her, but f*ck her now...the only one I excuse is Manson...

Image. Oh I can't be arsed. That is my image. I do my best...

Wow, isn't technology great! And we both aren't even supposed to be here! Hackers, we are...

(Witty comment)
There was a young vampire called Mabel
Whose periods were heavy but stable
One night under the moon
With a shiny silver spoon
She drank herself under the table!

*ta da*

Natali

....whee....

No you've lost me now.

Just demonstrating that I visited the smileys page and learnt some new ones...











Ah bless...

Natali

U195767

Just creating a link..!

Jeeeeeesus. Quite literally.

Couldn't help but post a barely literate rant on the nut's Userspace.

*pow!*

He asked for it.

Wai! The new update of schtuff on here has led to me being able to access loooooong message threads now. It's only a basic skin, but it's much better for me as a back-door Telewest user...

Super fun.

WheeEeee!

Oh man. DO NOT bother visiting the Replay store in Bedminster. Not only does the manager there look like David Baddiels twin brother, but he is mega rude.

Note of poverty : had to sell a CD there to buy bread & potato's (Ok, only because the building society was closed, but you get my point). So I couldn't refuse the measly £2.50 he gave me for it. It was a Green Day one too. I shall be finding employment now. And BURNING down that shop. The guys in the one on Broadmead are so nice too.

Perhaps he actually WAS David Baddiels twin brother and he was disgruntled because he works in a record shop in Bedminster. I don't know. But he wasn't very nice.

I would pay to have a green day cd taken off my hands!!!

My French teacher for GCSE of the brother of Gordon Burns, otherwise known as "that bloke off of the kryton factor". I dont know if that was the reason but he was a c**t.

They generally are. Perhaps this is a "ask the h2g2 community" issue...

French teachers or famous brothers?

I see you have become worldy within Askh2g2, i bet you're glad of that update...

Very glad. Although I don't know how I'll cope tomorrow. Got to get back to the writing!

French teachers/famous brothers. Either way...actually. No. Bored by that idea.

How are you? Haven't heard from you for a few days. Thought you might have been abducted!

...

*is upset*

Great. I read through your post-break up convo. I am now sufficiently upset, at remembering what going out is like and that I CAN'T this weekend because I'm female and therefore have to bleed from between the legs every month. I miss the clubs

Although I do offer commiserations at the loss of such a long relationship, it also reminded me of all the sh*tty feelings you get when you want someone else around, and can't have that.

It also did a good job in remembering Manchester and my low low self-esteem when it comes to my looks.

Ergo : I need to go out, and I need to pull. And I need some resemblance of magic to make my life scar-less.

Sorry if it makes it sound like I'm blaming you! Am not. Glad I read the entry. It's just I forgot that reading other people's pain makes you ten times more aware of your own.

Sh*t.

*crawls away to put on The Downward Spiral*

Oh, and the fact that she lost her metal-ness proved she's not worth bothering with

*shuts the door behind her*

Are you thinking of going to the London meet? I'm considering it. But am not sure.

I'd love to, but my b'day is the 28th and I think I'll be getting drunk

*is still thinking about it then*

I have money now!

So, you're coming out Friday then?

God, I hate doing coursework. Especially at weekends hungover.