h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"space sucks"

Posted Jan 20, 2002

well this one is done been filled with something. It is the first I recieved from Sabby.
jounal entry number one.
The crew has managed their way so far away from hope that even I have serrious doubts that they will succeed. The fact that all of the crew is quite insane is also not a plus. The squabbling between the Captain and this wierd deity supposedly incharge of our reality is starting to annoy me as they refuse to make anything easy or make much sence. That is my reality or ours as the crew not necesairly yours. Things may not be as they seem sort of thing. The Captain is a goofball I can't believe that fate has put this man in charge of saving the universe from a dismal slow destruction and mind numbing brain washing much like daytime TV and run on sentances. I think the universe may be introuble. How long is too long? if it takes a month of sundays to save a universe through a serries of unrelated insidiences(I'm told that's how you spell incidences over here) and quests, would it be a little rediculas? Much in the same as my beer is always and mysteriously cold even though I keep it in my coat pocket. And why can't I find any peanuts over here? Maybe I'm asking for the wrong thing again. Every time I ask for peanuts every person in the room laughs. And finally, Nobody is still missing.

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