h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This office has received transcripts documenting why we are not getting solar power installed on all our rooves despite being globally the most susceptible to climate change whilst meanwhile bathing in almost 24-hour coast-to-coast sunshine ...


Wayne: "Do you reckon there a ten million dwellings in Australia?"
Kev: "Yeah, why not."

... tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap ...

Wayne: "And to fit solar, say $20k a pop?"
Kev: "Yep, sounds good.”

... tap tap tap tap tap ...

Kev: "How much?"
Wayne: “ERROR”
Kev: "F*c*i*g Jap 5hyte. I'll just tell Garratt it's too expensive."




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My correspondent Mr Phillip Adams AO has responded to me. He says that "... Kevin - which rhymes with heaven - is the Messiah. For solid evidence of that think of his announcement that, in future, the Ministry will be limited to 12. And that they will be the apostles".

I am more inclined to the premise that Rudd, which rhymes with Ludd, is a flat-earther. For solid evidence of this think of his announcement that all of our athletes should be competing on a level playing field ...

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I imagine that if there was a policy for such a broad programme of solar panel installation, that it would be done over a period of some years. I wonder how long they last? Should be good pickings for solar panel installation firms.