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Post 21

a girl called Ben

Ouch!

Any particular reason? Haven't I seen somone called 'The Third Man' already on site?

B


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Post 22

Trout Montague

Yes, The Third Man is here ... U198228

Chameleonic name-changing wasn't meant as a barb to you ... I just feel that I'd have trouble shedding my skin.

Snake-Scorpion you see.


DMT


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Post 23

a girl called Ben

smiley - huh

a ben of very little brain


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Post 24

Trout Montague

Ah. In vino veritas, and that was Merlot.


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Post 25

a girl called Ben

I passed on your greetings to the Blue boy, Dr T, and he reciprocated.

The reason I am here is to ask you to remove my name from the Loo-Roll entry. I have a preference for only having my name on entries that I contributed to fairly substantially.

smiley - cheers

Ben


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Post 26

Trout Montague

Fair play - I need to update it a bit anyway ... bear with me.


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Post 27

a girl called Ben

Thanks!

smiley - ok

B


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Post 28

Trout Montague

http://www.geocities.com/Wellesley/7303/shalottwater11.jpg

... and that's shalott.

Trout


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Post 29

Mrs Zen

I'm drifting through discretely lurking.
Easter's not a time for working,
the world is in the Fig and Firkin
or donning bridles and a merkin
hoping that they'll come a lot.
I walk past virtual streams of trout
wand'ring aimlessly about,
planning meals: I think we're out
of onion and shallot.

I find a link and duly follow,
scratch my head, decide to wallow
writing verse that's hard to swallow.
While laughter echoes in the hollow
I quietly mutter "damn!" a lot.
I make some tea and then some cocoa.
Trout's allusive, but even so-so,
I have to ask - "that link's apropos
of precisely what?"

smiley - huh


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Post 30

Trout Montague

Anyone for Tennys-on, lady?

When's the meat? And where?

Trout


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Post 31

Mrs Zen

F1770359?thread=395380

B


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Post 32

Trout Montague

And there's a chance of four-play with you, sealboy and the dog?


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Post 33

Mrs Zen

Me and the dog - yep. Sealboy is unaccountably shy... F1599167?thread=366308&skip=19&show=20

However, it does occur to me that he might be lured out to have a Manly Meet with you, salmonid to phocoid, which would at least be a start.

B


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Post 34

Trout Montague

Manly? He thinks that I too am gender-challenged ... F95896?thread=285817&skip=145&show=1

In fact I'm even shallower in real life.

Could be done though. Need to get repatriated first though.

Trout


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Post 35

Mrs Zen

Twould be gould if you could.

I didn't know you were in forn parts.

B


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Post 36

logicus tracticus philosophicus

They may not be out to get you....
A2615113,then again may be now they willsmiley - winkeye,hope adsl sorts itself out.


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Post 37

Mrs Zen

smiley - blush

I am touched, ltp. And honoured. Though I only actually write about half of it you know. And our very own Montague T contributed more than a bit, as I remember.

B


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Post 38

Trout Montague

Erm? Can I get a translation?


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