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Hey, guess what
Posted Jun 12, 2006
I got spam 
And I love spam cos it's meat, right? My dad got me a email address an' we looked at it a few days ago and it was full of spam 
Dad said he was going to delete it. I don't know what that means but whatever it is I hope it ends up inside me 
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Thass nothin'
Posted Jun 10, 2006
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5067912.stm
Bears are wusses. I chase owls and owls is fierce! Look at the picture - he never even went up the tree after the bear.
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Mmmmmm, frogs guts
Posted May 17, 2006
Somethin' really 
happened yesterday
There's this raccoon that comes into our back garden a lot. I wanna bash him up but Mum won't let me go outside 
So yesterday afternoon he comes into the garden again and then he starts diggin' something up. It was a dead frog, and he started eatin' it
Mum said that's icky but I wanted a frog of my own. Then somethin' must have scared the raccoon cos he ran off and left bits of frog in the garden. I said to Mum that I'd go out there and take care of it but she wouldn't let me. I figured it must gotten pretty stinky and I love stinky things
My bum's kinda stinky and so are Truck's farts. Farts are funny. He farts in his sleep 
Fart's a funny word 
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