h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

goofy's a cartoon dog.

he scares norman badly. of course, so do teacup poodles. norman doesn't realize he outweighs most terriers, let alone cartoon dogs. he tries to hide in rat's shoes. do you have any idea how little rat's shoes are? they measure the sizes in fractions, not decibels, for some reason.

i'd always like some cocoa. with marshmallows please. no, silly, you have to heat milk and add sugar, too! dry like that, it makes your mouth all bitter and icky.

Gawrsh i aint very clever in the kitchen

sorry can't keep awake even with you scintillating like that

gottagotbed cos it's 3am here

wha...? stunned...


8:52pm january 12, 2002

someone male


said


to me


me, the original,

hopeless,

piteous,

bo-ringest wall flower girl




on , or possibly in this entire solar system,



that i


me


the dull lumpen frump in the corner


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"scintillating"


damn, i know he lives in scotland, and i've heard they're notorious souses, but this can't be attributed to mere alcohol poisoning. i don't know which county's police to phone. does scotland yard handle cases of people coming totally unglued and needing to be taken away and cared for gently and spoon-fed gruel and given encouragement about their bathroom functions? how do i find out?


maybe he just posted on the wrong page. as late as it is there. yeah. that must be it. whew. that was alarming.

tom, you got the wrong page, but that's okay. i won't mind when you take it back. i expect that, you know. engagement rings, compliments, whatnot, being taken back. story of my life.

wall flower girl

not scintillating person.

someone else entirely.

Nope the scintillating was where it should be.

I remember reading some years ago that when a big Japanese company put in email and had conferences for new ideas,interesting things happened. Traditionally the Japanese are a very heierarchical male dominated society so if the chairman suggested something it carried a lot of weight. With email the suggestions of the chairman were valued but ideas from the junior office girl were valued too cos they were looked at as ideas without the "luggage" of social status,fixed positions etc. They were looked at as ideas. They were assessed on their merits.

Please forgive me for being forward but your posts reflect others opinions of you rather than necesarily you. I could be wrong. I could be conned. Be who you are, not what others tell you you are.

Psychotherapy session over