h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rules


1.No killing
2.No loss of body parts
3.No! cussing
4.Don't forget to feed T.Rex
Enter at your on risk!

Gets her darling daughter with the Niagra 2000 water cannon

*Holds up a Pikachu. The water hits the Pikachu!* Pika:"Chuuuuuuu!"
*The little electric mouse uses her thunder attack! The electricity travels up water too strike at .*

ZZZZT!Boom!

* blackened and smoking, staggers off. As she walks, every few steps she twithces, then stops and lights up.Then she darkens and continues walking.*

*She walks over to a car and jump-starts the engine, draining the electricity out of herself. The car jerks, jumps into gear and starts rolling towards ghost.*

*s toward vulpix, with the out-of-control car hot on her heels...*

Oh heck! *Jumps up, lands on zapdos, grabs her remote control from her back pack, starts to controlling car.* better run fast Mhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha? cough cough hee hee

*Kicks up the speed to full, and grabs another vulpix, jumps into the car behind the wheel.*

If you're gonna drive that thing, you be sure to wear your helmet!!

oooooook *puts on her helmet* floors it Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough cough*

Mwhahahahahahahahahahahaha are you gonna run fast ?

*Dives into the floor, then lifts it up, from underneath, creating a ramp. Vulpix's car s into the air...*

Yahooooo! wham! ouch plop.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh *shakes head* (a faint rattle) s.

Who put that wall there?

You did .Uses flamethower ha ha!

*calls up Articuno and Lapras*
*An icy blast hits , freezing her.*

Hello, you phoned me a few months ago, sorry about that, there was a hold up at the last minute, how am I for time???

You're just fine for time! Perfect! Right on time!

That has been frozen for some time!!!

Yup! I'm waiting for when she comes.