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Fred Hog Started conversation Feb 3, 2002
Now then Scrotum, whaats this oi ere aboit you being mussed bout me leaving mud on yow floor then. If ee spent more toime serving the sorr's and less toime chasing them young maids we'd arl be better arf. 
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Researcher 188297 Posted Apr 5, 2002
Blimey O'Riley, me chasin' the ladies 'ah got nuffin' to do wi' you getin' mud all ova the carpet 'as it?
Scrotum
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 6, 2002
* Silent as a smelly one, Peet enters the room... *
"Can I play too?"
Ah, Viv Stanshall... Genius... 
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Fred Hog Posted Apr 9, 2002
Allus oim saying Scrotum is that the only poor sard that appears to be pulling is weight around this gaff is yurs truly. Not only do oi av the entire grounds to keep looking noice an pristine but oi have to keep the pikies and the riff raff out to boot.
... an your carpets were a disgrace afore oi decorated em with the products of moi labour as it were
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Researcher 188297 Posted Apr 10, 2002
Well.... it's my opinion you'd be better off pulling something uvver than your weight - an' I don't mean pints eever.
Fruits of your labour.... would that be gettin' smashed on pinched MacLurcher in the potting shed then?
Scrotum
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Fred Hog Posted Apr 30, 2002
Damn you Scrotum ... Oo told ee abart thart then 
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Researcher 188297 Posted May 7, 2002
I have retired Scrotum and he won't be posting any more, 4 online personas were getting a little difficult to manage.
Bassman 
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Fred Hog Posted May 24, 2002
Bugger .... just when I was warmin' to the old sod
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The Gardener Stroikes Back
- 1: Fred Hog (Feb 3, 2002)
- 2: Researcher 188297 (Apr 5, 2002)
- 3: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 6, 2002)
- 4: Fred Hog (Apr 9, 2002)
- 5: Researcher 188297 (Apr 10, 2002)
- 6: Fred Hog (Apr 30, 2002)
- 7: Researcher 188297 (May 7, 2002)
- 8: Fred Hog (May 24, 2002)
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