h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*screams, clutches at skirt and leaps on a chair*


Hang on, I'm not wearing a skirt!!

*climbs of the chair*

Ralphie, did you see one of my previous posting?

Which one in particular?

sory, the one with llama link

Oh, that one. Yeah, I saw it. I'd seen it before though.


Llama, llama, llama, duck!

it is earworn, you know!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earworm

Yeah, like the Irish Drinking Song!

sounds very green

we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
drink and fight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
drink and fight!
and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and
drink and fight!

ahum...Ralphie...there minors with impressable minds on line.

Well, okay.




I would like to issue the following statement:

Above post is meant in good fun, it is not the intent of the poster to in any way encourage violence or heavy drinking.

you are redeemed, Ralph


I should stop reading an English dictionary.

I can think of several more interesting books.

I know, but I can only read few pages, because of my cataracs eyes. with intresting books I need keep reading other wise loose the story.

you know the dictionary....sorry to spoil the plot but the zebra did it


lol

but you are wrong...it was elephant, because blown story away

That's easy, just blame the elephant and the zebra. What about a fair trial?

trail costs money we like spend on food for the zebra and elephant

Justice for All is what I say!