h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... to ruin a good evil rant.
Passes dark and evil tissue.
BLOW...
There... that's better.
What's the rest?
Curious
Wejut

PPAAAAAAAARP!!!!!

* Hands back Evil Tissue now embalmed with evil content *

It's funny you should mention that. You know, the rant and all that. I had it all planned and then like a sickeningly nice elf or a fairy on it's glitzy wings, this cold arrived.

Bloody fairies .

I must compose myself and come back to you on that one.

I'm really sorry. i should have handed you a dark and evil cold relief tablet. Here. Take this and be well.
Wejut

Dark and Evil Cold Relief Tablet!! Don't let pestilence see those, he'd be most upset. One minute he's shredding peoples health and then Mr Symptom Relief tablet turns up and makes the whole thing pointless. It's all so pointless ...

Pestilence is the one who lent them to me as a direct favour for painting him a little less gory than he really is. He wanted to hang it over his mantelpiece and NOT scare his guests. I'm surprised he hasn't shared them with you... Not very nice of him... Maybe you did something to p him off.
It appears he invented them himself incase he accidentally got caught in his own glare. Rather sensible I think.

So maybe the point is to outsmart yourself???

I think he takes his work home with him . The four make a great cabaret, poncing about on horses with scythes and other gardening implements. !

Cough? how can I cough? I don't have lungs? ... or do I?

You know that Pandora (the little minx) invented Pestilence's job? See other conversation F81237?thread=198547

We all need to have our skills and talents.
Pity things like pestilence and atomic fussion can't have a ONLY USE FOR GOOD OF ALL sticker on them.
hope you're better soon
Wejut