h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I remembered it! I'm so proud...

How are you, my love? Can you do a cartwheel yet?

I'm fine, honeybun. Sorry I didn't get back to you y'day, but, like you, my access is restricted. Anyway, it's a lovely sunny morning and I'm feeling pretty good, but I've got to get off now. I'll write more later.

And no, no cartwheels yet!

Jack
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Sun?? You have sun?? We're just glad it isn't raining. Ah well. I like the rain. It makes my hair go curly though.

OK, it's the kind of sun that's extra bright 'cos it's trying to persuade us it isn't going to pour down any minute...

It can try... but is it really going to convice us? I got drenched yesterday.

Oh no! I merely got a bit damp, and wathced the storm out of my window. It's lovely to have a view again.

Hope that didn't sound smug. Do you like my new name, by the way? It seems fitting.

Yeah. Plus it's not so different to your old one, so I have a chance of remembering it!

Doesnae mean I'll keep it, but it's quite amusing. It just came to me this morning.

..and then came the rain. But, are you still online?

I am now. And I've been given a bacon sandwich. Marvellous.

and then the sun came back, and I had my lunch. Mediterranean Pasta Bake. Yum! though I'm now a bit bloato.

Ah well. Sh*t happens, eh. Would you rather be bloated or empty? I know what I'd rather be... mmm...

It does unfortunately mean that my brain has temporarily disconnected from the rest of me, and I won't be able to write anything coherent for a while.

From what I remember, you didn't say much coherently anyway

Shocka! Still, I was a lot more coherent than Uncle Heavy, even after midnight when I was getting my barnet chopped by my inebriated friends. The results are only moderately humourous.

Hehe.. i presume the party was a good one then.

Oh. Are you on MSN? Onloy, it might be easier than talking acroos here.

Indeed it was. One of the guys whose birthday it was was easily as wrecked as Uncle Heavy. Can't say I can remember much else!

Didn't see that last bit. I am on hotmail ([email protected]) but can't access it while at work.