h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its just a bunch of Words. Try to make it more interesting, give it rythme vibe and motion. If you accually want people to read the thing you have to do something. Like I got maybe two paragraphs in before I gave up and zoned to the end to write this post. I'm sure it has great insights and info, you just got to bring it to life.

heart of Darkness

Thanks for the suggestions.

Short and to the piont. But can I ask you why you call yourself one of the leading gamers dreams. Ms. Croft?

heart of Darkness

Call it my alter-ego ... or perhaps my "wannabe" alter-ego!

Seriously, I think she's actually a positive female role model. She's attractive, well-built, athletic, and she's smart. She's got guts and she's not afraid to use them! I wish I could be more like that, but I'm not, so at least I can pretend once in a while.

Thats also good to quisi aspire to be something above yourself. Me, my idol is Oscar, and sometimes my personality reflects his perfectly.

heart of Darkness

(I've ahd a bad day, no make that week)

That's okay! We're all allowed those once in a while. And Oscar's pretty cool, actually. He calls 'em like he sees 'em. Do you have any idea who Ed the Sock is?

Ed the sock, eh. I got idae at all. Could it just be and old sock with a face thats missing a eye. and red lipstick for a mouth. Or is Ed more glamorous than that? But overall couldn't tell you.

Ed the Sock is a character on Much Music here in Canada (cheap version of MTV). He hosts a show every year called "Fromage" and yes, he is a sock puppet. He does have both eyes, however, and he chomps on a cigar, very disgusted look on his face. "Fromage" is Ed's cheesiest videos of the year (Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and Brittney Spears videos are always at the top of Ed's list). Anyway, Ed's personality is very much like Oscar's, only much "ruder and cruder"! Very amusing, I think.

I learned something today. wohoo. *dripping with sarcasm*

Glad to know we both have the same twisted, sarcastic sense of humour.

Oh yes thats one of my specialties. Its not common knowledge, but I taught strider to be sarcastic.

I hope no hard feelings have resulted from my correction of you page. I havebn't heard a single thing in such a loong time. Hope you are well.

hert of Darkness

No hard feelings at all! I just haven't been online for a month. I've been away - the trip to Australia and New Zealand was in February.

Lara

Did you have fun?

Dorian

I did. It was a wonderful trip. New Zealand is incredible, and I only saw Wellington, and part of Wairarapa (just north of Wellington). I'm already planning a return trip!

L

You lucky person. I would love to go to NZ. It has the best powder skiing in the world.

Dorian

I don't ski, so I would have to take your word for it! Have you skied in Banff, Whistler, or Fernie? I hear skiing is good there, too.

Truth be told I have never skied out of the continental US, but I know several people who have skied overseas.

Dorian

Next you're going to tell me you haven't travelled outside of a 50 mile radius of the town/city in which you were born...

Seriously, you should ski the Canadian Rockies. I think you'd enjoy it. They're far higher than the US Rockies. No offence intended, but they are.