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SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation Dec 28, 2002
QUICK EVERYONE EVACUATE THIS SPACE KILLER SHEEP ARE RUNNING AMOCK!
yes I know they look quite innocent but you can never trust the sheep as they lie
DON'T PANIC EASY DOES IT QUICKLY NOW!!
SHEEP!!
tartaronne Posted Jan 2, 2003
*rushes in all sweaty from knitting steel-shields*
*throws one to Cal*
Here you are, enforced with wolf's fur!
Bevare of the black ones! When you see the red in their eyes........
*throws 
..
..
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 3, 2003
*is mightly inpressed by the workmanship on the sheilds and is therefore distracted when the 
attack*
AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GET OF ME EVIL SHEEP!!!!!!
SHEEP!!
tartaronne Posted Jan 3, 2003
I did my very best!
*grabs a 
and swings it at the evil *
HELP! I'M SURROUNDED....!! 
!
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 15, 2003
*suddnley remembers that he's got his 
stomping boots on so starts jumping up and down on the
SHEEP!!
tartaronne Posted Feb 15, 2003
YAY !!!
Saved by stomping boots. Nice and 
-coloured, too.
You must be 
exhausted by now 
Here. Have an 
or even 
.
Unfortunately you haven't got much time.
I see the ganging up on the nearby hill.
*starts building a stonehence*
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 16, 2003
*scratches head*
stonehence
whats a stonehence?
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 16, 2003
is it somewhere thats druids go to worship?
How will that protect us from sheep?
SHEEP!!
tartaronne Posted Feb 16, 2003
I have seen Stonehence.
Basically a fence of stones -
which is what I am building -
and then there is a lot of 
according to wise men ...
that might protect us too 
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 16, 2003
*decides to help in the building and trows a couple a bricks together and stands back to admire his handy work. It is not as successful as he might of hoped as he discoveres that he built a gaseebo*
SHEEP!!
tartaronne Posted Feb 16, 2003
*scratches head* 
Sorry, gaseebo? what is that? It might do the trick, though. Sounds like something firm and obstructive..
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 16, 2003
Well it's a thing alan tichmarsh usually makes in your garden it you go away for the weekend
SHEEP!!
tartaronne Posted Feb 21, 2003
*feels very stupid*
And who is Alan Tichmarsh? And why does he build things in other people's gardens?
*struggles with a very big stone*
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 23, 2003
Well he works for the bbc which should explain it all
*quickly fends of a rouge with one of the bricks left over from the gassebo*
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 23, 2003
*as he is accepting the gift another very crafty creeps up behind him and knocks he completely off his feet*
AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
SHEEP!!
tartaronne Posted Feb 26, 2003
*Swiftly pulls off Cal's stomping boots to put them on herself*
STOMPETI-STOMP-STOMP-AND-STOOOUMPPPP-STOOUUUMP!!!!!!!
He was a tough one.
*wipes sweat from brows and gives a more than slightly crushed Cal a hand up*
Your turn....
*collapses*
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 26, 2003
*quickly picks her up and gently places her behind the stonehence, he then starts lobbing spare bricks at the ever advancing *
SHEEP!!
tartaronne Posted Feb 26, 2003
*comes to*
*dreamily*
Where am I
*hears the scintillating 'plocks' of bricks hitting skulls*
I'll be with you in a second, Cal.
*rummages for something scary*
*comes up with a ==== ~~~*
*rummages again*
Ah, here!!!!....
SHEEP!!
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Feb 27, 2003
*spies the *
is it a seeking ?
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