h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yo!

what art thou avenging fair friend? and how do your washcloth powers assist you in this tirade of vengence?

Hmmm. Good question. After pondering the answer for two days, I've concluded that I (a) have nothing to avenge other than a few crappy fast food lunches, and (b) my washcloth powers are exceedingly limited and weak. I could (if I really tried) scrub a rival to death, blind a foe with soap, or fatigue an enemy to the point of unconsciousness with my splendid conversational skills.

Sorry to disappoint. My life is pretty good in it's own astonishingly dull way. I can't for the life of me think of anyone I want to get even with. Nup.

So.... why did I chose such an apparently violent screen name, being the sweet creature that I am? Because I'm mean, that's why... I have a wicked glare that makes even the strongest man tremble. Who needs special powers when you can do that?

perfect! it is the answer to the question not quite eternal. tis a good sn, quite thought provoking in a way

Thank you, most gloriously named Yowuzupman! You are most kind. I have decided to spare you from my wicked glare.

For now.

how gracious of you O exalted washcloth! May your kindness be repaid ten fold!