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Wife Joke

The Wife approached me the other day and asked if she could have Boob implants.
"How much do they cost?", I enquired.
"£1000 pounds", she replied.
"£1000? Your joking love, we haven't got that kind of money", I said, "Mind you, there is a cheaper way"
"Take a few pieces of Loo-Roll & wipe up and down your cleavage twice a day."
"Will that make my breasts larger?", she asked hopefully.
"It might do", I replied, "Just look at the size of your A**e!"

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