h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so, have you wired your computer in to your excercise bike so one powers the other?!?!?
i'm a bit confused.....

FABT

nooooooooooooooooo im just obsessed. i spent 3 hrs on it this moring

that's no obsession sweetie, that's just a minor alement.

obsession is a 50 hour h2g2 week.

you clearly need to practice more




FABT

2day i have spent 8 hrs on the bike. just cycling......
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i think you need to eat more chocolate

you are clearly coming unhinged.


why?!?!?? excercise is evil!

FABT

xersize is soooo not eeevil. it means i can eat chocolate and not gain weight!

oh........


well thats a bummer isnt it.


chocolate = weight.


hmmmmmmmmmmm



i'll have to think about that one.

FABT

unless u r one of those people who doesnt gain weight ever. then i officialy hate you

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well, actually i have a problem in the opposite direction.

i have to eat as much as i can. if i eat what most people my age eat then i loose weight. fast. a lot of it.

it's not as bad as it used to be........ but i am 5 foot 7 inches tall and until a few years ago i barely weighed 6 and a half stone. not pretty. and then i'd go somewhere like *insert highstreet store of your choice* when i was out shopping and buy a cake or something because i needed to eat something having had breakfast, all of oooooh, two hours before, and the assistant would look at me as if i had crawled out from under a rock and make some comment about how it is alright for skinnies.

actually, it's not alright. i am not this way by choice. i get very hungry very quickly and i have a problem eating enouigh HEALTHY food to stay at a healthy weight. i can only stand a certain amount of stodge. after dinner most nights i feel sick because i'm full of gunky stuff. i eat crisps every day for lunch because it's something different to go with my sandwhiches, not because i want them everyday and there is only so much bread i can stand. people i work with are horrifed at how much i eat. it's not that much but it looks strange someone my size eating it.

count yourself lucky, you have a problem people understand.





now, back to the inportant part,......have some


FABT

wanna swop for a few days???? i could do with lozing a lot of weight..... im one of those people who really easily gain but can lose. i suppose its a bugger either way.
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im giving up my diet for a few weeks! i can eat chocolate again!

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