h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Mára aurë Jade manen lélië ship or tye-mancuva?

I think that's right anyway it's kind of Elvish/English 'coz I can't speak Elvish properly

tye-mancuva? That's quite the flaming insult now, en't it? Watch how you use those, mind, or you might get hurt.

I'll get to the making of my ship. When I have the luxusy of time. Unfortunately (for you, it seems) last week I was on spring break so I wasn't on the Guide hardly at all. So perhaps this week I'll endeavour to make a page. K? K.

I thought that would get your attention!

I put in an order for my own ship, only a little one but I think it will do, but thanks for offering me some space on yours.

...Are ya still gonna be my cheauffer when I get mine up and running?

(If not I can always get a droid... And truthfully I might do that anyway. Gotta love those painfully sarcastic C3 units, you know?

Yes, but you're going to have to include docking ports on your ship, so mine can attach to it. C3 units are good if you're looking for dry humour in a witty tin can.

I like dry humour. And accents. So I think I'll equip mine with a "creepy jaunty accent" chip. Make him sound like a butler. You know?

I don't know if I can make docking ports in my ship... It's fairly small, methinks. Depends upon just how small /your/ ship is, you know?

Mine is like one of those small flyer things off of Star Trek.

Hmmm... Well I'm not as well-versed in SW technology as I used to be, so the one to ask about that would be HDS.

But I warn you now, I will mst likely have a sarcastic droid aboard.

like Marvin in h2g2 (book)?

...That's an inetersting thought... I always did have a soft spot for the Paranoid Android...

I felt quite sorry for him actually.

I thought he was adorable... He just needed a hug, is my thought.

and all his diodes changed.

...at least the ones down his left side.

Well you have a point, he wasn't complaining about the ones on his right-hand side.

Nope. Just the ones down the left.

Though really I think for the sanity of everyone concerned the GPP should be changed, so he doesn't complain so much.

I didn't really mind the complaining, personally. Thought it made him cuter.

"Oh god I'm so depressed..."

Come on, how cute is that?

I thought it was sad and well, depressing.

*shrugs* It's only as depressing as you let it be.