h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You sound like an interesting, albeit slightly crazy, person, but what teenager isn't? This is actually no point to me writing this, I just felt that I should respond to your odd collection of words smattered with punctuation. I think it is creative and very self-explanatory. There is a thin, tight rope between genius and insanity; maybe you've already fallen off? And of course, this is in no way, shape, or form, directly or subtley mocking you or anything you may do or have done.
Whatever,
-The Sciolist

Ah. Well. I do happen to have been offered the position of unquestioned Lord and Master of Freaks United [URL removed by moderator]I turned it down, though. So. Have we established that I'm the most insane fan of Stephen Hawking on the face of the planet? A little paranoid with the ending, there, though ...
Could I have met my soul mate?

Whether you have met your soulmate depends entirely on whether you believe in such. Just as you can only see fairies if you believe in them. Also, well actually, I have nothing to add to that last perfectly grouped collection of letters.
As always,
-The Sciolist

Tell me, do you always give awkward answers to questions?

And sorry about the late reply; I don't get on the 'net as often as I should.

Are you criticising my rhetorical answers? I suppose it doesn't matter in the long scheme of things. As for not getting online, I can completely relate to such a situation. It resembles the one now where I'll be getting offline to walk my dog.
Just dropping in to say hello,
-The Sciolist

I'm not criticising. In fact, I like the utter confusion that rhetorical answers can sometimes bring.