h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You are absolutely correct! Consciousness does not exist. If you need further proof, just visit your local parliament

However, unconsciousness abounds. If you need further proof, just visit.. , well, you get the idea!

Anyway, it really dosen't make much difference, as far as I can tell, but since you are just a figment of my fictitious imagination, I imagine you don't care one way or another

So, welcome to this dream within a dream being dreamt by an imaginary dreamer...

Some dream, eh?

While the illusion persists, you'll find plenty to amuse your imaginary self with.. To start, take a look at some of the links here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A616718

And if you imagine I can be of any help, or just to chat with another imaginary entity, click on my name and conjure me up

Now I will vanish into the great void, which is, of course, also imaginary

Tal